My mom turns fifty today. I bought her an endearing greeting card to tell her how much I love her.

However, in my head, all that being fifty reminds me of is Molly Shannon as Sally O'Malley. I like to kick! Stretch! Annnd kick! Iiiii'm FIFTY!

Follow my lead. It will be fun, I promise.

.. even if it doesn't belong to them and they don't even know what they are celebrating for.




Five of a Maytime!

This is the blog where you guess my name! Because you don't know it!

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*punch*

I made a cake. Have some, won't you? I cut you a special slice full of roofies love.

That is what the ageometer says on his page.


Why it not shows up on a side bar list?!





HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!?!



Hey ballsatchel, it's your birthday. Be older.

Eat of a cake!

Blow with breath make candles extinguish firelight!

Yesterday I sent you like 12 messages on AIM and I used your stp link. Now you are indebted to me forever. Kthnx.