a streaming webcam feed in the office. I would watch that. Just a few key angles. Maybe one outside the bathroom so we can tally how many times each person poops.

Discuss.

And I don't tell you that often enough.

Aw yeah.

*cue slowjam*

I'm Sorry.



Underline?

I put you as references on a job application because you are my bros.

Lurve,

Kevron Bronze

WHY DID YOU UNFRIENDIZE ME ON FACEBOOK??


:(

I just found this chart that I made when I had applied for an internship.

I had submitted my application and not heard anything back for a while so I figured I would sweeten the deal a little with some hard evidence of my value as an intern.




Sadly, it didn't help. I still thought it was a good idea.


The end.

I will move all of your socks into the silverware drawer in your kitchen.

I will hack into your computer and crop all of your images by three pixels.

I will throw a party in your honor and neglect to invite you.

I will take all of the clips off your chip bags and leave them open.

I will replace your toothpaste plus whitening with toothpaste that does not include whitening.

I will paint one half of one of your walls a single shade darker.

I will dull the blades on your fingernail clippers so that you will have a slightly harder time clipping your nails.

I will remove one piece from all of your board games and hide it in your couch cushions.

How do you tell someone that you work with that they smell like urine and that they should brush their teeth at least once this month?

Is it weird knowing that Marco Petrick has you hanging on his wall?

Number 53 on this page


Title: 0053 Sonmi
Medium: Colorpencil, Pastel, Acrylic, Gouache
Price: $100 - Sold to Marco Petrick
Size: 11x14
Date: 01-22-2008


I will bump this at a more reasonable hour.