I try not to laugh at ignorance, but yours is funny.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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You look squishy
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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I wrote about you on my shirt
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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I wrote about you on this shirt.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Hi, you must be a towel!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I wish I were a vowel
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I wanna be a taco!
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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I wish I were a consonant.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Like baby monkeys!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I did that on the internet
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I did it on the internet
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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You look like a lady.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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I write things about you on my shirts.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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You bother my brain.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Can you at least try to look happy to see me?
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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You're so vain, you prolly think this shirt is about you
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Holy crap, a talking t-shirt!
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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You've just earned an awkward turtle!
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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No thanks, I'd prefer a sandwich.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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No thanks, I prefer sandwiches.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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It's alright to talk to yourself, but it's not alright to answer.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
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Banana Pants
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Aye, that it be.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Yarr, I'm a pirate!
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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I'm wearing new socks today.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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I feel much better
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I like to talk like fancy.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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I like to talk like fancy though.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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I like to speak in fancy words.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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Fancily Fancing.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I can speak fancy!
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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I can speak in fancy!
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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I like that flavor too.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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It burns the nostrils.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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That is a formidable scent.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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And then it was awesome!
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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They make pills for that.
of 46 votes, 43% like it
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Well hello there.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Hello little turnip!
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I think I brained my damage.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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A little bit of man hug?
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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Well that deserves a Woot.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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I hear vegetables.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I can hear your carrots talking.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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No one really smells like that.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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You're a tall glass of water.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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I put "The" in front of my name. It makes me feel impo
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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And it was totally awesome!
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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I'm wearing socks today!
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Pardon me, monstrosity.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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It's so angry!
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Food time, she comes!
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I look better like this.
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Can it be hug time now?
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Now it's time for freeform jazz!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I've got this on a turtleneck.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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This used to be a sweater.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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*banana*
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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What sound DOES a banana make?
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Somebody has it...
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Got your wenis!
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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But I like it when you do that!
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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I want a pie.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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I'm not dead though!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I left you a present. It's a yam.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Not even a really big band-aid?
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Look, a penny!
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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I think I'm worth talking about.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I'm worth talking about
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I can do it! I can do it nine times!
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I scuba sometimes.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Praise the mighty narwhal!
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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You can stop there, thanks.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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You want my babies?
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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You make my brain hurt.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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That was you?
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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I think I feel a brain fart coming on
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I feel a brain fart coming on
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Brain Fart
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Mine is better.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I've been pre-assembled!
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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What else can it do?
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Can i smell it?
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Touch your tongue to mine.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Remember who you are, and don't let it depress you.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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What happens if I touch it?
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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PROSTITUUUUUUTE.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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My anus is bleeding.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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You're smelly
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I don't even know you.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Are you aware of that?
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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10000101000101111000010011 Computer phone sex
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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You're all sweaty.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Well that looks decent.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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I think i want to touch you.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm much better with hot sauce.
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Jigglin'
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Why do you have man boobs?
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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You look like a bagel.
of 47 votes, 40% like it
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Pull the other one?
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Lovely!
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Brick?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt makes me feel pretty!
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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Somebody stole my pants...
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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I should slap you for looking there!
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Don't you look tasty.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I'm so scene, i cry rainbows
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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And that's not all!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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*throws a small pebble at you*
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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And this is my diversion!
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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I'm not a prostitute.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Mayonaise.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I know, can you believe it?
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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And it was awesome!
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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What now, eh?
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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I've got diplomatic immunity.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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It's not my fault you're so stinky.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I'm gonna touch your eye.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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Heck Yes I Am.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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*prod*
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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*hug me*
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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I lost my pockets!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I felt that.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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I'm scratching for a different reason.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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I got crabs at Tim's Crab Shack!
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I'm feeling snack-ish.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Space Cow
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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I heart brownies
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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I smell taco?
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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I smell tacos?
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Your mustache is lopsided.
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Hug me, i'm squishy!
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Stop reading me so hard!
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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Mmm, triangles.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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dégringolade!
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Why yes, yes it is.
of 55 votes, 40% like it
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Make out with me, I'm Irish!
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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