I like men with a future and women with a past
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Experience is the name people give to there mistakes
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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People know the price of everything and the value of nothing
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Women are meant to be loved, not understood
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I look so good that I am pretty when I fart
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Real men smell like chainsaws and barbeque
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I'm going down by the bay, where the watermelons grow!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Stop Following Me. I am NOT Your Leader.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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If God lived on Earth people would break his windows
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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3 O'clock is always too early or late for anything you want to do
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explaining
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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The best way to get praise is to die
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Atheism, a not for profit organization.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Eat the Bible, pass the good word
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Imagine church if priests wore cheekless chaps, Oh Yeah Baby!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Leapfrog and a unicorn........, not a good combination!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Only real men drive Vespas!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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If Jesus dropped the soap in prison would he turn the other cheek
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus lost at sea.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I can't get enough cow bell!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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School is for losers, Wal-Mart is for winners!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Canasta, what real men do!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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If racism ended what would Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson do?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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What if Jesus were a leprechaun?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Catholocism, the un, I mean one Christianity!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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You can lead a man to congress, but you can't make him think!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping me
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Do witches run spell checkers?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 19
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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For every action there is an equal & opposite government prog
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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If money is the root of all evil why do churches beg for it?
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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How does olive oil lose its virginity?
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Put A Cork In It!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Public Education Is For The Public.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Everything I've learned, I've learned from my T.V.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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AA stands for Avoiding Accountability
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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End Racism. Hug a Minority.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Embrace another Race.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Build Bikes, Not Guns.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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If 7-11 is open 24/7 , why are there locks on the doors
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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How can there be self help groups?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Bullets don't kill people, the laws of motion do.
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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My Grandma drives a Mercury.
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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Hug someone. Just not me.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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I'm potty trained.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Judgemental Crisis.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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I stole from Church.
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Healthfood. It's not just for hippies anymore.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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My computer told me to do it.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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*Results not typical.
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all her friends?
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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If you eat pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Mood Swinging.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Nothing in life is 'fun for the whole family'.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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If the pen is mightier than the sword in a duel you get the pen.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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You can't have everything, where would you put it?
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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No matter what temperature it is, it's always room temperature
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Some people are afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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If the shoe fits, buy the other one.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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A vegetarian. It's what's for dinner.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Vegetarians taste like chicken.
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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I am made of matter.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Be genuine. Be happy.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time.
of 65 votes, 38% like it
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If I were you I'd wanna be me.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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If honesty is the best policy, dishonesty is second best.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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95% of all statistics are made up.
of 65 votes, 31% like it
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Yesterday I was a unicorn.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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Can I get you anything else?
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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