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skafiend007 aka Dude-sickle McSlick-pickle has been a member since September 19, 2006, has scored 720 submissions, giving an average score of 1.98.

Jan 30 '07 by skafiend007

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So, What's Your Super Power?

So I was a faithful "Heroes" fan during the first season, but since they moved it up against "24", well, sorry Hiro and gang, you lose... but the thing that struck me was that almost every one on the show has some sort of super power. So I'm wondering, what's your super power?

Mine? I have the uncanny ability to spot people I know walking down the street or in a store, etc., long before they see me. This comes in handy in so many ways: I can totally avoid them and duck out of the way, I have time to prepare my story for when we meet ("Oh, yeah, I WAS sick, but I felt better and by that time you were already gone, so I decided to come out and here I am!...") or I can use that time to try to remember their freakin' name.

So what's your "super power"? Parallel parking in the snow? Picking out which elevator will arrive first? Reading small print upside down?

travis76 on Jan 30 '07 at 11:33am

streetlights turn off when i approach.
i am darkness.
and sometimes i can make people laugh until they pee a little.

Torakamikaze on Jan 30 '07 at 11:33am

i always catch the end of Deal or No Deal before Heroes starts. They always have that thing where your supposed to guess between 5 cases and text the answer. Ive never bothered texting it in, but ive guessed to myself and gotten it right every time before heroes. Strange?

spires on Jan 30 '07 at 11:35am

i avoid all things that bother, annoy, complicate, displease, worry, or disinterest me. I'm a super-avoider.

chelly on Jan 30 '07 at 11:37am

i can summon any kind of egg and my arm can become any level of needed strength for tossing

hate jr high kids? pelt them w/ robin's eggs
got a bank robber? lob an orstrich egg from the next town

chelly on Jan 30 '07 at 11:38am

oh, you want real super powers? i make squirrels and money and chocolate disappear.

little g on Jan 30 '07 at 11:38am

I have the ability to predict things. I say stuff and freak out friends and family. No lie. Like watching a game show like deal or no deal and when the person is about to pick a case I'll say the number before they do 3 times in a row. Shit like that.

I also have the power to have recurring themes in my life that make me insane. Like I think of a movie I have not seen or herd of for years and then it's on tv that night, mentioned on the radio and someone in a public place will be talking about it. My house is bugged I tell you!! *looks around all paranoid*

little g on Jan 30 '07 at 11:39am

*heard

little g on Jan 30 '07 at 11:39am

PS. Chelly, How do you rid yourself of squirrels?!! Show me the way.

shadowboy on Jan 30 '07 at 11:42am

I have the power to completely nullify the female libido.

Don't even have to try.

theurbanraptor on Jan 30 '07 at 11:43am

mine is to find copied images.
that and
i have the power to make sauteed shrimp or mushrooms very well.

Svetlana on Jan 30 '07 at 11:46am

little g, that kind of stuff happens to me and my boyfriend all the time, too.

I'm really good at feeling sorry for myself. yay!

ekaj47 on Jan 30 '07 at 11:49am

when people talk slow and have a hard time getting their thoughts to form words i have the uncanny ability to finish their sentences so i can get on with my day

PunjabiPrince on Jan 30 '07 at 11:51am

i have the very good power of chickens and driving the rickshaw. i am very speedy and my chickens love me.

tracerbullet on Jan 30 '07 at 11:54am

um...i have the ability to not produce insulin...yeah!

and i can impregnate women with my mind (genee doesn't know i'm the father...incest? yes.)

Torakamikaze on Jan 30 '07 at 11:58am

little g, you and i should combine our deal or no deal powers to overthrow Howie Mandel

kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 30 '07 at 11:59am

I am a pet whisperer.

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:00pm

my power is to have all animals (**just about) and small children (again almost all)...

love me.... dogs, cats, little kids all like to jump all over me and wanna be my friend.

it is funny cause sometimes other peoples dogs will come over and sit with me at my table instead of their owners...

once a bird landed in my hand while i was talking to a friend...my friend thought is was the funniest thing she had ever seen.... the little bird was pretty kewl... he kinda hung out on my hand for a little bit then flew off...

also i seem to have the ability to have crazy assed people start trying to talk to me.

and also the voices in my head tell me to burn things....(oh wait)...

little g on Jan 30 '07 at 12:06pm

Torakamikaze, Wonder Twins Activate!

skafiend007 on Jan 30 '07 at 12:07pm

and also the voices in my head tell me to burn things....(oh wait)...

TMI

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:10pm

what is you address skafiend007 ????

and do you have any matches ???

skafiend007 on Jan 30 '07 at 12:13pm

Sorry, I live in a house made of water and asbestos...

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:15pm

oh damn it...

Svetlana on Jan 30 '07 at 12:15pm

Maddingo is like Snow White, woodland creatures flocking to him, birds landing on his finger, etc, etc.

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:17pm

i would prefer the comparison to St. Francis of Assisi that friends have made in the past to the Snow White one =p

little g on Jan 30 '07 at 12:18pm

Put the dress on and sing bitch, you're Snow White.

;)

lemonalle on Jan 30 '07 at 12:19pm

I'm always the first person to feel a drop of rain if I'm outside in a group. Then I say, "It's raining" and everyone's all, "Are you serious?" Maybe I just have a hyper-sensitive scalp.

Svetlana on Jan 30 '07 at 12:20pm

I always think of that scene where she's singing... and the critters flock.

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:20pm

actually freaking dear came up to me in the woods once...like right up.... and ate trail mix right outta my hand...

fucking awesome... I was glad it wasn't hunting season cause wouldn't want any hunters shooting me trying to shoot the poor little deer...

it was pretty odd......

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:21pm

freaking DEER.... damn it...i though i checked the spelling on that???/

skafiend007 on Jan 30 '07 at 12:24pm

I'm always the first person to feel a drop of rain if I'm outside in a group. Then I say, "It's raining" and everyone's all, "Are you serious?" Maybe I just have a hyper-sensitive scalp.

I used to have this power, but it's gone. I can still smell rain coming, but I think a lot of people have this "power".

Svetlana on Jan 30 '07 at 12:24pm

Madding0, that is CRAZY! Maybe you could be the new Croc Hunter dude... can't remember his name... but instead of wrestling with scary animals you could just give them snacks.

skafiend007 on Jan 30 '07 at 12:25pm

Dr. Maddingolittle

maddingo on Jan 30 '07 at 12:27pm

one more example.... once someone brought a little baby tiger to the newspaper i use to work for (they were being interviewed about their animal rescue place) and the little tiger was kinda growling at some people.

but when i came up towards him he totally came over like a little house cat and rubbed up on me and let me scratch his ears and stuff...

Svetlana.... yeah maybe ... i would just feed the wild animals delicious trail mix and other snacks

24 days later

burgz on Feb 23 '07 at 1:11pm

I have the ability to watch and recreate all romantic comedies into something else better that I've seen before - In real time.

grypesagon on Feb 23 '07 at 1:21pm

I'm an evil mastermind. Not really a super power but I border on precognitive.

4 days later

r.o.b.o.t.i.c.octopus on Feb 27 '07 at 4:32pm

knowledge is power, and by that i know random facts, sometimes personal (about other people, not facts about myself), that i have no explanation for knowing. strength...pretty strong and 70% indestructable. and i can hulk out without turning huge and green. you won't like me when i am angry.

Thirty-Thr33 on Feb 27 '07 at 5:05pm

I have the power to completely nullify the female libido.

Don't even have to try.

...Almost peed myself.

I have the power to devour a bag of carrots. I mean, it's there. Then it's gone.

The Sam on Feb 27 '07 at 5:11pm

i'm a cat whisperer

shadow stalker P.I. on Feb 27 '07 at 5:48pm

I can make people scratch themselves. I can see someone in the mall with there back to me and I can focus on a point on their body until they start scratching. Useless but good entertainment; besides how many bad karmic hits can I really get for making someone scratch their butt in public?

104 days later

chelly on Jun 12 '07 at 12:32pm

i predict movie endings thus empressing and frustrating anyone watching w/ me

deboraborialis on Jun 12 '07 at 12:41pm

I can recall conversations I've had, even if they happened 20 years ago. I have been called the elephant (at least I think that's why they call me that).

I also have prophetic dreams, and I've had similar dreams to my boyfriend on the same night.

I can make any plant grow.

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