mongoosesrule05
aka Chrissie Barr is a 22.32 year old girl, has been a member since September 19, 2006, has scored 4768 submissions, giving an average score of 2.56.
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Y'know, by reading this shirt, you kind of look like a pervert.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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Being short just means I'm less likely to be struck by lightening
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Hold on. I'm trying to send you a telepathic message...
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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An object at rest will remain at rest until the alarm goes off.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Yes officer, I can see the curved line clearly.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Burn in Helvetica!
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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If only I could pirate a girlfriend...
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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By removing this shirt, you agree to a binding contract.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Love is like an oven; it can either nourish you or kill you.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt is magical. If you get me drunk, it will disappear.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I look smashing in a straight jacket.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'm actually a 45-year-old, fat, under-cover cop.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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If Superman can do it, then so can I!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Think I look good in this? Wait 'til I'm in my straight jacket!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/359775/mongoosesrule05
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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