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TreeFiddy
aka Charlie has been a member since September 18, 2006, has scored 1,376 submissions, giving an average score of 3.04, helping 56 designs get printed.
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I am a vending machine. Change is not inevitable
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Today I bought a chess set at a pawn shop. I rule
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Massage therapy is a touchy subject.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If you break a string on your guitar... don't fret.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Recent studies show that bananas are a good source of yellow
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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How does one handcuff a one-armed man?
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Real eyes can realize real lies.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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MIND WILL BE BLOWN: The word shark actually looks like a shark.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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What do sign makers hold during a strike?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The invisible ink on this shirt says something incredibly nasty
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Everybody Prance Now!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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The word "bed" actually looks like a bed.
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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This T-shirt is bulletproof.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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When all else fails, Google it.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Success Is Relative. The more Success, the more Relatives.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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You're So Fake You Make Barbie Look Real
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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I used to be indecisive...but now I'm not too sure
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Did you know that 100% of divorces are caused by marriage?
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Pro is to Con, as Progress is to?
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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The following statement is true, The above statement is false.
of 71 votes, 34% like it
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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality
of 83 votes, 42% like it
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
of 74 votes, 28% like it
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Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.
of 85 votes, 48% like it
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The trouble with real life is that there's no background music
of 78 votes, 46% like it
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That Tragic Comedy Was Seriously Funny.
of 85 votes, 21% like it
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Calm Down, They're Fake.
of 84 votes, 23% like it
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Act Normal. That's Already Crazy Enough.
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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It has just been discovered that research causes diseases in rats
of 87 votes, 24% like it
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Gold goes up to his thug silver and says "AG, sup?"
of 98 votes, 22% like it
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Silver goes up to Gold and says "AU, get outta here!"
of 99 votes, 28% like it
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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap!
of 101 votes, 23% like it
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Be nice to people, they outnumber you 5.6 billion to one
of 104 votes, 32% like it
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
of 100 votes, 28% like it
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Luke, I am your brother's nephews cousin uncles son.
of 104 votes, 27% like it
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Every Time You Read This Shirt, A Kitten Dies.
of 101 votes, 25% like it
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Mushrooms make you bigger, and turtles make you smaller.
of 98 votes, 18% like it
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Silence the violence, increase the peace.
of 98 votes, 17% like it
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Stop illegally downloading songs, celebs need islands too.
of 99 votes, 26% like it
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Mozart despises your screamo music
of 98 votes, 22% like it
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This text moves. Just Concentrate.
of 98 votes, 21% like it
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Even Goths are Cooler Than Emos
of 99 votes, 19% like it
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In Case Of Fire: Stop, Drop, and ROFL
of 101 votes, 23% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!
of 101 votes, 27% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
ಠ_ಠ ...what?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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(glow ink) No you're not seeing things.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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<----Im With Stupid---->
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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A priest, a rabbi, and a gorilla walk into a bar...
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. Yeah I already did P.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Any Doubters? Squeeze Em.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Any Old Men Want To Stalk Me? Check Out My Myspace!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Are you from the Internet, err...R u fr0m teh intranet lolz?!
of 71 votes, 18% like it
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Call me. 867-5309
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Caution: Potholes
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Caution: Speed Bump(s)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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DANGER: May Punt Midgets.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Danger: Slightly Breast-Shaped Bumps Ahead
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Get Too Excited, I'm Only The Wingman
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Even Your Mom Thinks Your A Girly Guy.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Every Time You Blink, A Baby Kitten Dies.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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FI(RED)
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Forecast for tonight: darkness.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Forward This To Ten Friends, Or Else A Facless Man Will Eat You
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Give me your money. Please? Aw, come on, my mom packed veggies.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Halleluja, and Holla Back
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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HAMME[RED]
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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He see's you when you're sleeping, he creeps your status updates.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Hey, I'm The 19 Year Old Girl You Met Online!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Humor is a tumor when it becomes a rumor
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Add to Wikipedia Daily.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I am Fat, Can Lip Sync, and Have a Webcam.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I am in Tom's Top 8. Bow Down To Me.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I am NOT too sexy for this shirt.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I bought this shirt for someone I love! Yet I am still wearing it
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I bought this t-shirt in hopes you would read it and look at me.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I deleted Tom from my Friends.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I didn't say you were fat... just don't eat those damn cupcakes.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I eat what my mom makes me for dinner.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I know Pi to the one millionth digit.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I Might Look Better If You Had Another Drink
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I really love my Pancreas.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I should not have to press "1" for English
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I spelled BENZOXYCAMPHORS during Scrabble. (Look it up)
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I stepped on a grape, and all that came out was a little wine.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not aging, I'm increasing in value!
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the type of person that walks into chairs and apologizes.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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If mx+b=y...then why do we use numbers in math?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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If my life was a sitcom, you wouldn't be in it.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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If The Memory Of Your Weekend Is Hazy,Then It Must've Been Crazy
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If the world is a stage...where is the audience?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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If you do something nice, you're a hero in my book.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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If you read this upside down, people will stare at you!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Im Neutral...Electrons and Protons Can Kiss My AsS
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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img src="http://www.ThisShirtIsNerdy.com"
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Is it possible to translate the YMCA in chinese?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Just like there is no "I" in TEAM, there is no "A&
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Just like there is no "I" in TEAM, there is no "A&
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Just like there is no "I" in team, there is no "A&
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Just like there is no "I" in TEAM, there is no "A&
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Lief Erikson discovered America, wheres our day off for that?
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Like em'? They're Real.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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LOL is not a word, so please stop typing it.
of 80 votes, 16% like it
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Look at me, I want attention!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Low In Health
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Luke, I am Your Not Your Father, Naboo Girls Get Around.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Mind over matter Mind under matter It doesn't matter Never mind
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My face is the paint to Leonardo's brush.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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My Grandma Cooks Better Than Yours.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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My Great, Great, Great Grandpa's Friend Painted The Mona Lisa.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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my imaginary friends thinks your weird.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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My Mom Can Make Better Pasta.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My Server's Better.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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My suburban home, white picket fence, and blonde wife, suck.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My Top 8 is Sexier Than Yours
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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My zoo has a camel with no humps. His name is Humphrey.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Never odd or even.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Next Time Wave ALL Your Fingers At Me.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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No 1 Cares That Someone Loves U And Bought This Shirt on Vacation
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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No You're Not Dreaming...I am This Good Looking
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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No, I am not lysdexic
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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No, It's Not Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Nose Goes isn't fair when Michael Jackson is there.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Only Guy In The Room With PURPLE Text On His Shirt.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Opinions are like butts, everyone has one and they all stink!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Out of my mind shirts are stupid
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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PErIODyK TaBeLa
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Plants In Pipes Can Bite You. Their Weakness is Fire.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Politicians Make Hookers On 42nd Street Look Like Virgins
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Professional Beer Pong Champion
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Proud Child of A Baby Boomer
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lilacs are purple, and I'm smart
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Samuel Adams, The Original Beer Pong Champion
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Send This To 20 People Or Else A Faceless Blind Girl Will Eat You
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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So do you always stare at my chest? Or is this shirt an excuse?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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So what if I wear my sister's pants, How does that make me emo?
of 102 votes, 18% like it
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Sometimes your the windshield, other times you are the bug.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Sonnets make my brain hurt, and Shakespeare ROFL's in his grave.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Stop Popping Your Collar Like It's Your Job
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Stop pushing me around, the door says pull.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Stop Staring or The Shirt Comes Off.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Stop Texting People or Your Thumbs Will Fall Off.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Tell Your Ass To Stop Staring At My Eyes
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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The Internet.
It's serious stuff.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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The Internet. Helping Teenage Boys Cope With Life Since 1969.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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There's no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Uber Pwnage.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Was there ever an Oldgrounds?
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Welcome To Earth...now please probe that guy!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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What Color Was That Red Firetruck?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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What's your homepage?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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When a pig is sick, is it disgruntled?
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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When its raining cats and dogs, clean your roof.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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When Shirt Comes Off, You Come On.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Who needs coins? We already voted for change.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Who's coming to Australia with me? Canada isn't far enough.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Why is six afraid of seven? Who gives a shit?!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Why The Sweatshirt? CAUSE IT'S FREAKING FREEZING.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Yeah, I am pretty much the total package.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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You're now aware that you cannot say "Irish Wristwatch"
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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[Guild Tabard]
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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[Place Hands Here]
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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