zomg, awesome.

feel free to join if you love palindromes

That's....amazing!

RACECAR amazing!

Aww, i was gonna use racecar!

hannah would love this

nm, remembered my old favorite.

damn FA, I was just about to post the same link.

I forgot to say

I prefer pi

I also hate it when I eat an
evil olive
Or I fall in
dumb mud

Membership count : 2

We've doubled our size!

Ah Wee Wee...I'm numbero Three!

PS- Kayla, you might wanna change the name of this blog or add to it putting a palindrome up there and "THREADLESS PALINDROME CLUB!" or somthin' to get more recruits!

I cannot stop laughing at "Even playing field for dyslexics"... oh my god...

LOL @ Evan for coming up w/ such an awesome reason for loving palindromes!

FA - you should consider turning that reason into a slogan if it hasn't already been done. That would be money.

I know I'd buy it! I'm just trying to make a joke out of that.

Thanks guys! I had to make up for selecting the lamest palindrome as my favorite one compared to your awesome ones! I'm gonna go put the slogan up now...

I'll check your slogans soon to vote.

I still need Elwood to come around to join up.

My favorite NUN drives a CIVIC!

HAH!

I would join the club, but my computer is still being sequestered and this compy has no photoshoopz. :(

nintechno has succesfully confused me.

:( for Hanza - I can make one for you? Just tell me what to put on it!

(nun and civic are palindromes Pizazz)

lulz. I was looking at the whole sentence!

The slogan is up for voting on HERE!

Why do referees like it when the rulebooks are written as palindromes?

It makes it fair for all of the dyslexic athletes.

Still trying to make it sound better.

I'd join but I can never get these things to show up in my profile and then when I come to events the bouncers don't let me in.

Go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog.

FA - that might be long, but it makes no sense. I'm sure given time I could put together an equally lengthy string of nonsense.

love it.

"Palindromes Level the Playing Field For Dyslexics."

I'm kind of offended by that because it has nothing to with or vaguely similar to dyslexia, I switch around letters or have written complete sentences backwards in the past and if its a new word I cant work out how to pronounce it (or write it for that matter) because I find it difficult to work out syllables.

Sorry i can't help you dude, i'm no good at writing traditional jokes!

Bramish- I know it doesn't make sense. lol. Apparently Demetri Martin wrote a 223 word long palindrome that follows a choherent sotry. I'll have to try and dig that one up.

Stubby- I'm sorry if you're offended by that slogan stubby. In all honesty, it's just a harmless joke. People make three thousand dyslexia jokes a day on the slogans, and I was kind of proud of myself for making one that isn't just the standard "dyslexics of the word, untie!" I think this one makes sense, because there are many types of dyslexia, and with a palindrome if you misplace a letter you have a better chance to make it still right, and since the word is already backwards on itself, it's just a joke that works well with dyslexics. I'm not trying to offend anyone duder, so sorry if this hits you somewhere personal.

Thanks for being decent enough to give me an appology I'm sorry I took it to heart, I only got diagnosed with it (as well as something called dyspraxia) this year and up until university I've done fine but recently I've been really struggling.

My problem is when I write essays or exams I find it extremely difficult to say what I mean, what I write and what I think I've written dont match so I've been getting papers back where I've almost failed even though I've worked hard on them and I think I've done well.

Normally I wouldnt be bothered its just recently I got essay results back and they werent exactly good.

I have a friend who's dyspraxic. From what he tells me (or tries to tell me but often fails to be able to articulate it), it sounds like the most frustrating thing ever.

I'm not badly dyslexic nor am I badly dyspraxic but it is annoying the other bad thing about it is a lack of spacial awarness which means I dont have the best sense of balance and I'm kind of clumbsy like the time I knocked my friends cooker door off the hinges and smashed the glass all over the floor.

It was loose already but it still meant they couldnt use the cooker that weekend, my friend was kind enough to lie to the univeristy and said it fell off.

And then some of us are to certain extents on the autistic scale because all these things over lap. Like for example I find it difficult to go into night clubs because of the combination of loud music, flashing lights and a large number of people all in one place gets to much for me.

I can go to gigs and be fine, but I think its because one I'm enjoying the music (after all I picked the band) I know I can take myself out of it, I'm usually not drinking and I'm having fun.

But if I'm in a night club I dont like it, in fact last year I was having anxeity attacks from them.

My favorite (i hope I transcribed it correctly, phew!):

"Dammit I'm Mad"
(A poem that is a palindrome by Demetri Martin) www.demetrimartin.com

Dammit, I'm Mad
Evil is a deed as I live
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it, I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog"
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, in my halo of a mired rum tin
I erase many men. Oh, to be a man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider... eh? We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one... my names are in it. Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I'm mad.

Theres far worse things but it is frustrating.

Drat Saddam, a mad dastard.

Darn ocelot stole Conrad.

All that you just said sounds pretty much like him stubby. But I think his might be more severe. You'd know something wasn't quite right just by looking at him. You seem a lot more socially skilled than him, that's for sure!

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!

Dog doo? Good God!

That Demetri Martin has mad skills!

FA - voted!


A nut for a jar of tuna

I voted too FA.

Thanks sweet peas!

bumping for Elwood... where is that guy?

Seriously. It's like the awesomeness of this card's power is too much for elwood to face, like the sun falling down to earth like a meteor. LOOK AWAY!

Or, like, maybe Elwood's been pooping for a very long time, like that kid from the movie Summer School?

Just b/c you are the only one who cares FA, here is some info on how I made that card. The background is actually a cropped pic of one of my mom's paintings. I messed with the colors and used the kaleidescope tool to make the cool design. But you want to know the crazy part? It's part of her sun/moon series... the painting looks like a sun. Then you go and compare it's awesomeness to the sun crashing into the earth like some sort of twilight zone, psychic, fortune teller, wanna be criminal man. (Criminal man having nothing to do with it of course, I just like that quote.)


WEIRD!

did you get that FA?