Threadless T-Shirts - Profile for KaylaFOZB

KaylaFOZB aka defender of all that is good is a 27.51 year old girl, has been a member since September 18, 2006, has scored 2500 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16.

When I grow up, I want to be a big kid. of 72 votes, 29% like it	College. A magical time in life when you know everything. of 82 votes, 34% like it	I'm a lot like Einstein, I like to stick out my tongue too. of 70 votes, 24% like it

Expecting the unexpected is to get what you expect. of 69 votes, 29% like it	The more I live, the more I see that common sense is a misnomer of 81 votes, 26% like it	I am definitely the very most humble person in the whole world of 83 votes, 31% like it

Life would be easier if we each had a stunt double. of 90 votes, 39% like it	A fish without eyes is just fsh. of 106 votes, 42% like it	My Alpha Dogma Is Beta Than Yours of 120 votes, 24% like it

I was a model, but then they fed me. of 115 votes, 32% like it	Some people are wise, some people are otherwise. of 149 votes, 60% like it	As a matter of fact I am a rocket surgeon. of 146 votes, 42% like it

I live where the wild things are. of 146 votes, 29% like it

Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest

4 out of 3 people are bad with statistics of 90 votes, 21% like it	All I'm worried about is losing my morals and my shoes. of 78 votes, 15% like it	Fish without eyes are just fsh of 51 votes, 24% like it

I break for coffee of 57 votes, 18% like it	I chose to substitute your reality for my own of 53 votes, 13% like it	It takes a village to raise an idiot of 19 votes, 16% like it

Maybe you recognize me from my role as "Person in Elevator&q of 5 votes, 20% like it	Maybe you recognize me from my role as "Person in Elevator&q of 30 votes, 23% like it	Maybe you recognize me from my role as 'Person in Elevator' of 67 votes, 25% like it

Oxymorons are unusually ordinary. of 47 votes, 23% like it	Phobiaphobic: an irrational fear of being fearful of 47 votes, 13% like it	Shh... I'm listening to reason... of 72 votes, 19% like it

short people always win the limbo contest of 76 votes, 16% like it	The early cat gets the bird. of 118 votes, 22% like it

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If you meet a girl who is short, loves to eat chocolate cake and Italian food, shows you a picture of her adorable dog, uses the word "ya'll" in everyday conversation, discusses her desire to publish a children's book and talks a lot with her hands... ask her if her name is Kayla. If it's not, then you have met my clone.

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Zipperking rules

Caleb's turtle w/ spectacles is too funny.

Thanks Jessi!!

by the talented Pizazz

Quotes about me:

ofthecoast on Nov 08 '07 at 11:03pm
lol @ this whole blog. Especially kayla.

Maltzmania on Oct 31 '07 at 1:28pm
kayla stole my heart again. its stolen. stolen!

thronez98 (9:34:30 PM): you're like a friendly gal
thronez98 (9:34:33 PM): and a helper monkey

Stevethegreat on Nov 09 '07 at 6:39pm
KaylaFOZB: (kay-luh-foz-buh) n-one who refuses to talk about sports and only wants to make up stories