I live in Italy. I'm in the USAF, that's about it.

Shirts I Own:
1. Communist Party
2. Ask Me How I Became A Pirate
3. Imposter
4. Steak and Eggs
5. Average Bear
6. In Case of Zombies
7. Timmy Wished for Ray Gun Eyes
8. Haikus are easy
9. Calling Home
10. Loch Ness Imposter
11. Coat of Arms
12. Kabuki Rider
13. Para Poppins
14. Burnout
15. Infinity MPG
16. Russel How's Yer Ma?
17. Rock Out With Your Cock Out
18. I Heart Threadless
19. No Angel
20. I Want to be Friends
21. Funkalicious
22. Interpretive Dance
23. Afternoon Delight
24. Peace or Hate, Can You Tell the
Difference?
25. Stick Figures in Peril
26. Satan's Little Helper
27. Death...
28. Liberty Nor Safety