It turns out that my skills of staring at a screen and now a shirt are apparently impaired.

I was explaining this shirt to my 7-year-old neice:
See, there's an elephant holding up a giraffe holding up a rhino holding up a lion holding up something holding up a person who's trying to get a star.

And she corrected me:
That's a tiger on the lion, and it's not a person. It's a monkey.

And I: Okay, a tiger. But it's not a monkey. It's a little person.

And she: No, it has a tail.

I: Oh. Right. Well a monkey is trying to get a star.

She: I like it.

Silly 7-year-old. I know a monkey when I see one and there is a person on the shirt (with a tail), and I was arguing it with a monkey! I'm sure of it!