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DanteImprimis
DanteImprimis aka David is a 22.78 year old boy, has been a member since September 10, 2006, has scored 2 submissions, giving an average score of 5.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
Ignorance is...what, again?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Nietzsche glad I didn't say Übermensch?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Actually, crime has a great benefits package.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Deconstructing reconstruction.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm really tired of not sleeping.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Crime does pay...and it has an excellent benefits package.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I'm really tired of sleep deprivation.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
I like to spy on paranoid people.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
The government should do more to spy on paranoid people.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Ask me what "FTMFW" stands for.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
This is my other hipster t-shirt.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
This <i>is</i> my other hipster t-shirt.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I base all my life decisions on completely arbitrary criteria.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
You're lucky I don't have telekinetic powers.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
Me gusta.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
I know you're looking at me. Don't even lie to yourself.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
I figured out what's wrong with life -- it's other people.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
I'm actually better-looking in real life.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
I blame the Communists.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
Goddamn stingrays.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
If you're reading this, the Prophecy has been fulfilled.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
FTMFW
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I can neither confirm nor deny.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I only look normal
of 41 votes, 22% like it
I'm with n00b -->
of 51 votes, 12% like it
iTunes is grammatically incorrect
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
Mi scusi, mi scusi.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Next time you have a thought, let it go.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
Well, there was that one time in Belize...
of 40 votes, 28% like it

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All about me

I'm insane.