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Mar 31 '07 by Grahamb13

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A quick question...

about Afternoon Delight

Ok, so yeah, i just got this shirt during the "Spring Broke" sale, and love it. The design is simple and the reations are fucking genius! However, some people like my dad think the unicorns are gay. They say the colors and the rainbow represent homosexuality. He also said that only male unicorns have horns. (which i don't think is true.) Anyway, i was just wondering if anyone knows or has any ideas about the unicorns sexual orientation.

Thanks, Graham

The Crackers on Mar 31 '07 at 8:05pm

i actually have a Major in Unicorn. but i'm not allowed to talk about them.

harpo25 on Mar 31 '07 at 8:05pm

your dad still in the closet? ;)

harpo25 on Mar 31 '07 at 8:10pm

aren't unicorns bisexual?

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The Wee Straggler on Apr 03 '07 at 7:40pm

I just got mine today (HOORAY!), so hopefully it doesn't turn me gay.

My guess is your dad thinks this shirt is "gay" like having long
hair or reading books is "gay". Men who think anything that isn't macho is gay are misogynists and often (as harpo insinuated) closeted homosexuals.

It's supposed to be funny. I know when I wear mine, the subtext will be "ladies, this could be you."

xiv on Apr 03 '07 at 7:41pm

your father is right. its still a great shirt though.

The Wee Straggler on Apr 03 '07 at 7:42pm

Oh yes, and this is a conversation I'm sad to have missed:

"He also said that only male unicorns have horns. (which i don't think is true.) "

Immediately made me think of this"

Lisa: I just think it's a fantasy. If you believe in angles then why not unicorns or sea monsters or leprechauns?

Kent: Oh that's a bunch of baloney Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct

Grahamb13 on Apr 04 '07 at 11:04pm

yeah that's how i thought of it, just being funny... btw, that was a great simpsons episode!

cassiepaige on Apr 04 '07 at 11:07pm

Tell your dad you bought it for him, but had to wear it.

CheapProps on Apr 05 '07 at 10:34am

unicorns arent real

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iLoveBeans on Jun 12 '07 at 5:52pm

if female unicorns don't have horns, wouldn't they be horses? and if female unicorns are in fact horses, unicorns would not be able to interbreed because the males and females are a different species. It would only be a matter or time before the species dies out. but then again, that might explain why there are so few unicorns these days.

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KahRistAhn on Nov 27 '07 at 7:55pm

I always thought that it was just two unicorns (male and female) reproducing...and the rainbow just appeared because unicorns are magical.

And, duh..female unicorns need to have horns...otherwise, their not unicorns.

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