The Crackers
The Crackers aka Smokey the Bear is a 14.87 year old boy, has been a member since September 8, 2006, has scored 1630 submissions, giving an average score of 2.28.
I'm So Funny, I Get Paid In Lollars
of 50 votes, 30% like it
Sunburn: Getting What You Basked For
of 103 votes, 48% like it
Reaching for the stars is hard when each arm is half your height
of 100 votes, 29% like it
Antarctica: All The Cool Kids Are Going There
of 101 votes, 33% like it
Some chairs can really rock!
of 101 votes, 26% like it
Community Service Doesn't Pay
of 133 votes, 34% like it
Godzilla is big in Japan.
of 132 votes, 30% like it
Dear Santa, Let Me Explain...
of 139 votes, 26% like it
Dear Santa, Define Good.
of 135 votes, 28% like it
Ask me about how I'm anti-social
of 129 votes, 26% like it
I'm Not A Ghost, I'm A Bed Sheet.
of 122 votes, 25% like it
Ok I plead guilty. I did steal the cookies from the cookie jar.
of 129 votes, 37% like it
Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?
of 126 votes, 40% like it
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
of 111 votes, 24% like it
The Only Intelligent Conversations I Have Are With Myself
of 114 votes, 30% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1980: Who Would Want To Use The Computer Every Day?
of 95 votes, 14% like it
553l8008 (guys) 58008 (girls)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
553l8008 Now only if I could turn this upside down
of 22 votes, 9% like it
A virus can take a byte out of your computer
of 66 votes, 14% like it
Americans say: See Spot walk
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Be Careful Outside, There Are Lions, Tigers, AND Bears
of 72 votes, 13% like it
Bumper Stickers For Your Shirt: How's My Walking?
of 74 votes, 16% like it
Dangerous computer can byte.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Define fun.
of 72 votes, 17% like it
Eating Ice Cubes: All The "Cool" Kids Are Doing It
of 56 votes, 13% like it
Generic Font of the Day: Comic Sans
of 58 votes, 10% like it
How Old Are You? Yes or No
of 76 votes, 14% like it
I "love" you.
of 89 votes, 20% like it
I don't mind.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I Got This Shirt For Free* *participation required
of 56 votes, 7% like it
I Officially Changed My Name To ______"Awesome"______
of 71 votes, 15% like it
I'm a hermit.
of 91 votes, 19% like it
I'm as Snug as a Bug in a Rug.
of 77 votes, 14% like it
I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Really Round
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I'm NOT Rick James.......BITCH!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I'm really, really, really humble.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
I'm really, really, really, humble.
of 91 votes, 14% like it
I'm the real McCoy.
of 78 votes, 13% like it
If The Roof Of Your House Was On Fire, You Wouldn't Start Singing
of 86 votes, 15% like it
Keep It On The Q.T.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Keep Your Eyes Peeled.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
Mama Said Knock You Out.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
Mango
of 35 votes, 9% like it
mee and my English teecher is buddys.
of 101 votes, 17% like it
Mummies don't ever have trouble finding toilet paper.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
My Favorite Color Is Blorange
of 47 votes, 11% like it
My Friend Went To Threadless And All I Got Was This Shirt
of 63 votes, 14% like it
My grammar is way gooder than yours.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
Oatmeal: Lumpy and Hot is Better!
of 74 votes, 11% like it
Shameless Self-Advertising
of 84 votes, 14% like it
So what??? I have a dog with an eye patch and a peg leg!!!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Take 1...Ninja Battle Scene...ACTION!
of 72 votes, 19% like it
Thank you, both of you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
The lead singer of Styx was a robot.
of 91 votes, 13% like it
The Way I See It, We Are All Just People
of 80 votes, 18% like it
There's God In Heaven, Me On Earth
of 36 votes, 8% like it
Time for MUNCHIES!!! Then NAPPYTIME!!! Oh, the memories.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
Titling something "Untitled" Shows How Uncreative You A
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Want a mint?
of 63 votes, 16% like it
Who would be able to throw for their life with that much pressure
of 45 votes, 7% like it
Your shoes are untied. Made you look.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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I like candy, peanut butter pretzels, and Trader Joe's. Yippee

So, tell me something interesting.

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haha charles says YES when he hears my name!



Awesome People

valorandvellum
stevethegreat
spires
lucretia mott (hadley)
sonmi
DaddyDom (no duh) (sexy god)
deathcabfortom( my brother)
StopPickingOnMe (Proud Member of the Coconut Clan)
Answerthatandstayfashionable( aka Ra or one of the few 13 year olds here)
AsStarsGoOut
Rambunkcious
buhhtages
schleb
special k
Polyesterjones
bhoomika
juliejeremiah
da Face
xiv
victimofopportunity
kayceislost (kayce is also amazing)
ir0cko
EugeneDebs
tofurky
The Sam
BikeNinja
Mike4507!!!!! (my favorite drools)
FRICKINAWESOME











STP LIST

Hadley (CHECK)
Nicole (squeegebeckenheim) (CHECK)

Random Raffle GROUP

J-Ray
Ra (answerthatandstayfashionable)
Swintproof
Bhoomika
Kevin (KBShakedown, just because he's awesome)
Bike Ninja









SHIRTS I GOT

Musical Meditation (hoodie)
Day of Reckoning (hoodie)
Watch The Snow Fall (long sleeve)
A city built on rock n roll...
Midnight Snack
Ah Munna Eat Choo
Lions Are Smarter Than I Am
Pure Imagination
Calling Home (kids tee)
Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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