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The Crackers
aka Smokey the Bear is a 14.87 year old boy, has been a member since September 8, 2006, has scored 1630 submissions, giving an average score of 2.28.
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I'm So Funny, I Get Paid In Lollars
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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Sunburn: Getting What You Basked For
of 103 votes, 48% like it
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Reaching for the stars is hard when each arm is half your height
of 100 votes, 29% like it
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Antarctica: All The Cool Kids Are Going There
of 101 votes, 33% like it
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Some chairs can really rock!
of 101 votes, 26% like it
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Community Service Doesn't Pay
of 133 votes, 34% like it
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Godzilla is big in Japan.
of 132 votes, 30% like it
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Dear Santa, Let Me Explain...
of 139 votes, 26% like it
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Dear Santa, Define Good.
of 135 votes, 28% like it
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Ask me about how I'm anti-social
of 129 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Not A Ghost, I'm A Bed Sheet.
of 122 votes, 25% like it
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Ok I plead guilty. I did steal the cookies from the cookie jar.
of 129 votes, 37% like it
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Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?
of 126 votes, 40% like it
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Juneau the capital of Alaska?
of 111 votes, 24% like it
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The Only Intelligent Conversations I Have Are With Myself
of 114 votes, 30% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1980: Who Would Want To Use The Computer Every Day?
of 95 votes, 14% like it
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553l8008 (guys) 58008 (girls)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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553l8008 Now only if I could turn this upside down
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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A virus can take a byte out of your computer
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Americans say: See Spot walk
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Be Careful Outside, There Are Lions, Tigers, AND Bears
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Bumper Stickers For Your Shirt: How's My Walking?
of 74 votes, 16% like it
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Dangerous computer can byte.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Define fun.
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Eating Ice Cubes: All The "Cool" Kids Are Doing It
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Generic Font of the Day: Comic Sans
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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How Old Are You? Yes or No
of 76 votes, 14% like it
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I "love" you.
of 89 votes, 20% like it
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I don't mind.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I Got This Shirt For Free* *participation required
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I Officially Changed My Name To ______"Awesome"______
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a hermit.
of 91 votes, 19% like it
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I'm as Snug as a Bug in a Rug.
of 77 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Really Round
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'm NOT Rick James.......BITCH!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm really, really, really humble.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I'm really, really, really, humble.
of 91 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the real McCoy.
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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If The Roof Of Your House Was On Fire, You Wouldn't Start Singing
of 86 votes, 15% like it
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Keep It On The Q.T.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Keep Your Eyes Peeled.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Mama Said Knock You Out.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Mango
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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mee and my English teecher is buddys.
of 101 votes, 17% like it
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Mummies don't ever have trouble finding toilet paper.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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My Favorite Color Is Blorange
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My Friend Went To Threadless And All I Got Was This Shirt
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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My grammar is way gooder than yours.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Oatmeal: Lumpy and Hot is Better!
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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Shameless Self-Advertising
of 84 votes, 14% like it
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So what??? I have a dog with an eye patch and a peg leg!!!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Take 1...Ninja Battle Scene...ACTION!
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Thank you, both of you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The lead singer of Styx was a robot.
of 91 votes, 13% like it
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The Way I See It, We Are All Just People
of 80 votes, 18% like it
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There's God In Heaven, Me On Earth
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Time for MUNCHIES!!! Then NAPPYTIME!!! Oh, the memories.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Titling something "Untitled" Shows How Uncreative You A
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Want a mint?
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Who would be able to throw for their life with that much pressure
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Your shoes are untied. Made you look.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/354413/The_Crackers
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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