Retired ones:

I ❤ Jinga
I really do, but apparently it's not popular enough here.

JINGA!
See above

Yeah, you better run!
I thought it was funny, you didn't agree.



Still active:

Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones!
Ever seen the movie Blue Streak?

I promise it won't end up on the internet.
With how much weird stuff ends up on You Tube, I thought a nice little bit of security would make people feel a little more comfortable

It's called beirut, not beer pong.
At my school it is beirut, not beer pong.

I ❤ Jews
I'm Jewish. I ❤ Jews.

Gullible is written on my shirt.
For all of your gullible friends.

Gullible isn't written on my shirt.
Per, tracerbullet's suggestion.. I actually think he's right.

You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life.
No joke, I actually got this as a fortune cookie in a chinese restaurant.

ya really
ya really.

I'm a ninja in the offseason
Who isn't?

I ❤ Everybody
If you don't like this I don't ❤ you, but I ❤ everybody else.

Common sense, isn't.
Common sense isn't... common... my favorite little phrase. I have no idea why I love it so much

mmmm.... pie
I love weeble and bob.