funkie fresh
aka jan is a 24.09 year old girl, has been a member since January 25, 2004, has scored 54911 submissions, giving an average score of 1.23.
A Funkie Fresh used to go out at night to observe the stars. One evening, as it wandered through the suburbs with it's whole attention fixed on the sky, it fell accidentally into a deep well. While it lamented and bewailed it's sores and bruises, and cried loudly for help, a neighbor ran to the well, and learning what had happened said: "Hark ye, old fellow, why, in striving to pry into what is in heaven, do you not manage to see what is on earth?'
