I really liked this one until the logical part of my brain got to me. Yes it is HILARIOUS but... it seems to me that beheadings occur with the victim / punish-ee laying on their back, not on their stomach --- which means they wouldn't be in the position that would cause them to look like a clown upside right. Maybe I'm wrong, Google was no help (unless you want nightmares, don't search "beheading" in Google images!

Pet Octopus, oh Pet Octopus: you are the epitome of Threadless shirts I like, but will not order strictly because of the colour. It seems like Threadless is obsessed in producing shirts with the base fabric colours being exactly what doesn't look good with my complexion / skin tone.

Please, less Khaki, White and Creme and any shade of yellow!