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larsbars
aka Lars is a boy, has been a member since September 6, 2006, has scored 2,586 submissions, giving an average score of 1.97, helping 18 designs get printed.
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Burying the hatchet is a great way to hide the murder weapon.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Ironic bearded ladies prefer to be clean shaven.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Witches have hex appeal.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Let's play H_NG _AN!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Pirates mathematicians love to find the (x) variable.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Quantum mechanics fix things in the knick of time.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Dolphins do things on porpoise.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Space suits: there's no business-casual for Astronauts.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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cutting down the family tree saves paper.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Nothing tears a family apart like a rabid tiger.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Chastity Belts: Private Security
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The village bicycle needs to get fixed (gear).
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Pyroclastic Flows: even volcanoes need a change in direction.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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OMG! Black Holes are soooooo dense.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Black Holes: they're just over the event horizon.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Blacks Holes act like they're the center of the universe.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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If violators are prosecuted, can prosecutors be violated?
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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If the Count could vote, then only vampire votes would count.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Why didn't our Forefathers just use bulls against the Red Coats?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Perfectionist cannibals tend to eat themselves up over mistakes.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Graves are cool. I dig them.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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evolution: change your descendants can hypothetically believe in
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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at least cowboys and indians both revere cattle.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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the day pigs fly will be the day swine flu.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Real pirates use ARRRRR.P.G.s!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Casually set it down like it's luke-warm.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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When the depression hits I'll still have this shirt on my back.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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dim sum like it hot.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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You're the hottest person to have read this slogan today.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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The road to hell has no bike lane.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Pardon me. I just had a dirty thought as you walked by.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Let's Donner Party like it's 1849.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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When Shareef tends the flock, the casbah will rock.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your love is like a truffle, baby. I'm your boar.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Simplify, you'd be surprised what you can do with 4 colors.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Oh! You're on FaceSpace, too?
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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The ladies say I'm good with words, call me a cunning linguist.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I was once just like you, but then I bought this shirt.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Never bring a wooden bat to a beaver fight.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Watch out for weirdos on the path less taken.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I've got a killer bod! It's in the cellar decomposing right now.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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I dropped out of martyr school, no future in the industry.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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You can tell by the hair, Hitler was emo.
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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The Orca is the Panda of the Sea.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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Snail Mail: French Cuisine Delivered to Your Door.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
...at least cowboys and indians both love cattle
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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4 out of 5 dysfonics believe the mute button is mockery.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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A tea party isn't complete without the teabagging!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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A wolf in sheep's clothing is just a poseur.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Alt+F4 that window, you're wasting memory!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Amish hackers are 1337.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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being lactose intolerant i drank your soy shake.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Between two evils I chose the both.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Bikes have been blessed with free-wheel.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Clothes only count in fashion shows and if hand made.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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cupid was a mongol.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Elves seem very prone to identity crisis'.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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For all that chocolate my starfish sure doesn't taste very good.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Free Masons love to get stoned.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Helvetica! (size 33 points)
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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hot vampires make my blood boil
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Human wearing shirt is closer than he/she appears.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I am λ and Ω and it's all Greek to me.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Stop Time! But starting it up again involves a rip cord.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I like my president the way I like tape, transparent and sticky.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I put the pies in herpies!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I the Count could vote, then only vampire votes would count.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I will sell you this shirt for a dollar.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I'd call it water under the bridge but you burned it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'd like to see my new lease on life in writing.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a Furry!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I've got the Pig A.I.D.S.!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I were god I would've made robots instead.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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If ignorance is bliss, why so many sexually repressed Christians?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it's probably a furry
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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if Santa were gay he'd be a polar bear.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If the Count could vote, the only vampire votes would count.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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In case of election break democracy.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Inbreeding completes the family circle.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Indian give the gift of small-pox blankets.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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jesus loves fish sandwiches
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Let's Donner Party like Thanksgiving 1849!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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let's make like a $2 hooker and blow this joint
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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my heart was captured by cardiac arrest.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My other car is a corn-hole filled with centipedes.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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My standards are so low I have to dig them up to raise them a bit
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Necrophiliacs like a stiff one after work.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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No blood for oil! My car can't run on plasma.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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No herr freund, you won't find come-overs in Deutschland
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Official Jelly-fish Sting Medical Kit. (Please Handle With Care)
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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old dolphins can't learn new tricks, but they taste like tuna!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Reach-around for Christ!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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santa's little yelper.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Stop wasting time choking on that tootsie pop (loli-gagging).
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The Battle of the Bulge takes place south of here every morning.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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The Circus was intense.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The early bird gets the worm, but I get all the chicks.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The goose that laid the golden egg was on the Midas farm.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The village bicycle is a fixie.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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There will be a side order of fries in the food court!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This (You) is (want) a (me) subliminal (bad) message.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Throwing the baby out with the bath water can save you sleep.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Time doesn't brake for cross-walks and traffic cops!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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when the siamese wonder twins unite, they uh...
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You should probably get those lovely lady lumps tested.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Zombie victim give good head.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Zombie victims give good head.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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