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martiandrivein aka The Unbreakable Glassman is a 23.13 year old boy, has been a member since September 5, 2006, has scored 3325 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.

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Dec 05 '08 by martiandrivein

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Dead Slogan Society!

DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!!
So we all have that one slogan that we wish did better. That ONE slogan that we liked, but just went in the tank... This is were we can work together, to improve that slogan, dig it out of the grave, and place it right back on the mantle where it belongs... Post these Slogans in here in bold We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.

Anyone is invited to help out with rephrasing or repairing slogans. I won't be able to do it all myself!

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past-tense-of-draw on Mar 01 '09 at 2:28pm

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CLEAR

buzzt

krokun on Mar 01 '09 at 9:17pm

It may just be me but I think direct godzilla references may not be printable...and the whole "my other shirt" thing is really hard to make new and exciting nowadays. I've had a few recently really bomb. Not sure how to help after that dude!

rossmat8 on Mar 02 '09 at 12:34pm

I beat out 64 competitors just for this shirt

I think it's just the wrong audience for this shirt. Also it isn't very good to begin with but I wanted to do something March Madness related.

3 days later

Hayday12 on Mar 05 '09 at 3:03pm

Confusion in communication makes one lost in translation.

jaywalkergraphics on Mar 07 '09 at 7:37am

Help this one out, peeps?

First impressions can be misleading; anybody can do ONE.

jaywalkergraphics on Mar 07 '09 at 9:28am

Going for this:

The joke is the double-meaning on "impressions". Anybody can do ONE impression. But this doesn't mean that they are good at doing impressions. This is the thing that is misleading. Also, boobies.

12 days later

rossmat8 on Mar 19 '09 at 10:41pm

*Pokes head in... nope nobody's home

Steelplate on Mar 19 '09 at 11:45pm

Come on this thing can't die... It's very important to me :(

When I need it...

*cough*

Exner83 on Mar 20 '09 at 2:21am

OK, maybe it is alive? For our purposes, let's say it is.

Exner83 on Mar 20 '09 at 2:30am

How about...

First impressions can be misleading, but my Shatner's getting better.

That one's a bit too long, but you know what I mean. It can be about an ubiquitous impression like Bill Clinton, Christopher Walken, etc.

As it currently stands, I see what you're hinting at, but it's a bit too vague.

poloq on Mar 20 '09 at 2:59pm

hi poets ;) I need suggestions about this 2 slogans;

Crocodiles will be rich when they become wallets:
Does it can live? How can I improve it?

Roosters have no hands because chickens have no boobs:
Is it better using "Cocks" instead of "Roosters"?

(For the people who don't know... I have a serious problem in translation of slogans from Italian to English language ;)

14 days later

pochettejuliano on Apr 04 '09 at 12:16am

Need help on the following:

I used to be loud until my doctor gave me the silent treatment.
I feel bad this didn't do well; it was witty, androgynous, non-offensive, and simple. Maybe some one already came up with it.

bygrinstow on Apr 04 '09 at 12:37pm

Maybe "I'd tell you about my illness, but I'm getting the silent treatment"? Or "You look sick -- I'll give you the silent treatment"?

pochettejuliano on Apr 04 '09 at 8:49pm

Thanks Jon! I will have a review and consider it :)

24 days later

riverforever on Apr 28 '09 at 10:12pm

I've got nothing up my sleeves but muscular arms.

I reworded a line from a Castle episode - I like the idea, but it's kind of awkward...

rossmat8 on Apr 28 '09 at 10:15pm

*grabs defibrillator
Clear!
Clear!
beep beep beep beep
we have life people!

37 days later

greenttentacle on Jun 05 '09 at 5:25am

Hello? New here, but i have some dying and dead slogans i'd like to share...

*No Body Astral Travels Like I Do - perhaps too niche?
* Most of my algebra classes were spent defining a kiss - algebra is all about defining "x"....
* I spoon and fork and i'll knife you if you ask nicely - too corny?

Would love some feedback. Thanks!

greenttentacle on Jun 05 '09 at 5:26am

wow "37 days later" lol @ rossmat

bygrinstow on Jun 05 '09 at 11:50am

Hi, green!

just some random thoughts on those...

what about incorporating 'solving for kiss' or 'solve for kiss' -- echoing that phrase might put people in mind of exactly what you're going for...

and maybe something about 'spirit' and 'body' might also be clearer, maybe, sorta....-- No Body Has Spirit Like I Do --...?

just a couple of quick thoughts.

4 days later

fredd38 on Jun 10 '09 at 7:17am

I thing this thread is great. I just have a few slogans but I really like:
My life isn't a mess, it's organized chaos.
Any thoughts on that one ?

7 days later

greenttentacle on Jun 17 '09 at 8:39am

fredd38 - that's a good one. Maybe join the Official Slogan Blog if you need help.

jaywalkergraphics on Jun 17 '09 at 12:23pm

fredd38: I think that one needs a little more interest . . . some kind of twist. I feel like it's too direct, maybe?

greent: Sorry, my brain's a little fried at the moment. But I think bygrinstow's on the right track, as usual. :)

bygrinstow on Jun 17 '09 at 3:16pm

Jaywalker!

Nice to cross your path again.... even if it is hours later....

36 days later

SkrobArt on Jul 24 '09 at 2:02am

I'm wearing your T-shirt and it smells!

SkrobArt on Jul 24 '09 at 2:09am

My slogan is...

"Connecting..."

I do not speak but I'm saying "Hi" telepathically

That's what they always say!

I dreamed about you but I didn't expect it was real!

Depression is just not a 1 day thing.

Afraid to loose but not afraid to try again.

Um, stupid.Let's try that again, shall we!

32 days later

scao on Aug 25 '09 at 10:24am

OK I wrote this one a while ago, but I'm wondering if it's too subtle, or just boring (or sad).

Perennial Wallflower

12 days later

Krimson on Sep 06 '09 at 3:44pm

Scao, I actually think that is pretty spot on, sometimes people just don't make the connections we want them to.

My Other Race Car is a Palindrome.

This is dying, and fast!

Efunk2332 on Sep 06 '09 at 4:43pm

I was raised in a barn, by wolves
i really like this one

A Shirt Called T
i just think no one gets the A Tribe Called Quest reference

14 days later

Steelplate on Sep 21 '09 at 1:32am

Fred38, that slogan is pants man, don't be discouraged. Same with you Krims, I lol'd :D

Efunk2332, I liked you barn and wolves one there :)

robroy05 on Sep 21 '09 at 1:41am

first time I've seen this blog!

Dear Santa: bring me socks again and a reindeer dies

I'll fight for the dolphins, but the whales are on their own

Always liked those, they could have done better.

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