Profile for martiandrivein - Dead Slogan Society!

martiandrivein aka The Unbreakable Glassman is a 23.13 year old boy, has been a member since September 5, 2006, has scored 3325 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.

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Dec 05 '08 by martiandrivein

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Dead Slogan Society!

DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!!
So we all have that one slogan that we wish did better. That ONE slogan that we liked, but just went in the tank... This is were we can work together, to improve that slogan, dig it out of the grave, and place it right back on the mantle where it belongs... Post these Slogans in here in bold We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.

Anyone is invited to help out with rephrasing or repairing slogans. I won't be able to do it all myself!

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misakaji on Feb 14 '09 at 6:22am

Hi all, I need your magic on these 2:

I dance like a robot dancing like a robot
Pop is evil dressed in a miniskirt.

Thoughts?

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 9:16am

Steelplate on Feb 14 '09 at 5:20am
Thanks for the suggestions so far peeps. I've had a retool myself... Thoughts?

The Towel: Helps you Clean, Dry & Fly
Towel Capes: Gravity Defying Technology
Towels make an excellent replacement cape.
Towel Capes require a Leap of Faith, and an ambulance.

Maybe? Close?

I love the towel cape idea. Methinks the really funny lives in what will happen if you try it out. That stupidity meets impending doom thing is usually worth a laugh. Just my thoughts.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 9:17am

Oops. That was supposed to be done correctly.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 9:17am

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 11:47am

any comments on:

Sorry for the inappropriate blood flow.

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 5:20pm

bump

krokun on Feb 14 '09 at 5:40pm

Steelplate how about Towel Capes Give Me A False Sense Of Levitation

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 9:10pm

maybe.

Steelplate on Feb 15 '09 at 6:17am

We're getting warmer... Damn the Towel Cape thing is funny but we just can't nut this one out.

Definetly needs to be something about hurting ones self after believing that the addition of a towel cape would help them fly, but how do we rack that into a tight rocking phrase?

Grrr, curse this feeble brain!

Retroludo on Feb 15 '09 at 11:59am

Hmm jay here's one for the towel cape:

Post-Shower Dilemma: Using A Towel Cape to Dry or to Fly.

or

How Do You Expect to Clean Up Street Crime Without a Towel Cape?

I'll let you know if I get any other ideas.

Retroludo on Feb 15 '09 at 12:41pm

It's still early on this but I doubt the percentages will really change that much:

Let's become Pirates. All in favor, say Arrr.

Seriously, who doesn't want to be a Pirate? Any ideas for improvement?

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 15 '09 at 1:25pm

"Retroludo on Feb 15 '09 at 12:41pm
Let's become Pirates. All in favor, say Arrr."

I don't know that's only 17%

Retroludo on Feb 15 '09 at 1:44pm

Indeed, any ideas for improving it so it'll score higher?

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 15 '09 at 2:26pm

No sorry, but I'm not really the one to ask. My highest present is is 43% and falling fast.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 15 '09 at 8:46pm

I'd like to help, but I honestly would rather eat cereal with no milk than ever see or hear of another pirate, ninja, unicorn, or apple pie on this site.

The apple pie is sort of a personal thing.

PuterBoy on Feb 15 '09 at 8:53pm

"my dick is like so awesome."

someone fix it

BlueLobster on Feb 15 '09 at 8:54pm

"My dick is awesome."

PuterBoy on Feb 15 '09 at 8:55pm

make it better

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 15 '09 at 8:56pm

"Moby Dick is awesome."

PuterBoy on Feb 15 '09 at 9:06pm

make it more graphic

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 15 '09 at 9:09pm

"Moby Dick is awesome."

rossmat8 on Feb 15 '09 at 9:09pm

Penises once you pop the procreation don't stop

Steelplate on Feb 15 '09 at 9:15pm

Yeah I'm sick of the unicorn ones, they've really been beating a dead horse.

krokun on Feb 15 '09 at 9:16pm

"Pirates, Ninjas, Unicorns And Apple Pies Aren't As Fun As They Used To Be"

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 15 '09 at 9:16pm

!

My whale slogan is not graphic anymore?

PuterBoy on Feb 15 '09 at 9:17pm

"My dick is so big women call it Moby." ???

how about

"My dick is so big it is hunted by Ishmael."

i have an awesome penis.

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 16 '09 at 12:14am

I'm sick of cats, pigs and octopi but most of all hearts.

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 16 '09 at 7:58pm

How about.

Just think how awkward this would be if I was naked.

Steelplate on Feb 16 '09 at 9:43pm

I think I may have finally nutted out this towel cape one people...

Only Accidental Heroes wear Towel Capes

Yeah?

krokun on Feb 16 '09 at 9:44pm

I think that may be almost perfect. Maybe.

rossmat8 on Feb 17 '09 at 2:40pm

Time travel is safe. I've tried it 100 times and I'm still here! any help for that one?

Steelplate on Feb 17 '09 at 5:38pm

Sorry Ross, I don't get it? Probably my bad for being straight ig'nant dog.

krokun on Feb 17 '09 at 5:44pm

Time Travel Is Safe. I Just Checked

opumpkin3 on Feb 17 '09 at 5:54pm

Don't contradict yourself. But seriously, do it.bold text

opumpkin3 on Feb 17 '09 at 5:56pm

wow, i wish i could delete my other comment. anyway, this is my slogan in actual bold:
Don't contradict yourself. But seriously, do it.

Rhodescholar on Feb 17 '09 at 6:10pm

Steel I really like the towel cape idea.

What about : A Towel Cape Makes You One Super Power Away From SUPERHERO!

I have a slogan that I would like help on:
If I had a nickle for all my miscalculations I'd have 47 cents

I am not sure if I should make the number higher and more akward or what.

PuterBoy on Feb 17 '09 at 6:19pm

I'm a bad neighborhood, so my dick is moving to your vagina.

Yah?

MAKE IT WORK.

Steelplate on Feb 17 '09 at 8:07pm

I would go with that Rhodescholar, but unfortunetly the term "Superhero" was trademarked by Marvel and DC in a joint venture back in the 70's.

If I did use it, Threadless would never print it.

rossmat8 on Feb 17 '09 at 8:40pm

It's extremely easy to get. I've tried time travel 100 times but I'm still here. That was the only part of the joke time travel is safe because it isn't real.

krokun on Feb 17 '09 at 8:43pm

Time Travel Is Safe. I Just Checked - what about that one ross?

Retroludo on Feb 17 '09 at 8:45pm

I like that one as is krok.

rossmat8 on Feb 17 '09 at 8:47pm

I'll try it I think it will score really well then I'll give you something.

krokun on Feb 17 '09 at 8:47pm

Its a re-work of Ross'

PuterBoy on Feb 17 '09 at 8:48pm

ok, this one is definitely a winner!

I don't have a vagina, can I borrow yours?