Profile for martiandrivein - Dead Slogan Society!

martiandrivein aka The Unbreakable Glassman is a 23.16 year old boy, has been a member since September 5, 2006, has scored 3325 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.

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Dec 05 '08 by martiandrivein

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Dead Slogan Society!

DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!!
So we all have that one slogan that we wish did better. That ONE slogan that we liked, but just went in the tank... This is were we can work together, to improve that slogan, dig it out of the grave, and place it right back on the mantle where it belongs... Post these Slogans in here in bold We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.

Anyone is invited to help out with rephrasing or repairing slogans. I won't be able to do it all myself!

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rossmat8 on Feb 04 '09 at 6:14pm

I could definitely see that as a black shirt printed in yellow or yellow printed in black to look like a security shirt. May could even have security printed on the back.

krokun on Feb 04 '09 at 7:39pm

YES!

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 04 '09 at 9:36pm

Haha!

davidfromdallas on Feb 04 '09 at 9:39pm

that needs to be a shirt. like now.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 04 '09 at 9:47pm

millax on Feb 02 '09 at 4:13pm
You Want Change? Well You're Going to Have to Buy Something.

I actually think this is extremely funny.

It may sound odd, but you may be taken more seriously in general (voting, too) if you have a profile picture.

krokun on Feb 05 '09 at 12:59am

Guys do you magic with this one

"I just lost the element of surprise"

rossmat8 on Feb 05 '09 at 7:27am

What about: Until now the element of surprise was a possibility

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 05 '09 at 7:56am

I like rossmat's suggestion!

Also, what about "So much for . . ."?

i.e. So much for the element of surprise. So much for a tidy sneak attack.

rossmat8 on Feb 06 '09 at 2:16pm

I can say I don't speak your language in four different languages any help for this one it got 29% I feel like it's too long

krokun on Feb 06 '09 at 5:20pm

Hmmmn, I shall throw both out there and see what happens. Cheers guys!

marklar92 on Feb 07 '09 at 3:03pm

Cat in the Hat went into the Hood. He got shot.

Old Mcdonald had a farm...Government sold it.

danaych on Feb 08 '09 at 12:12pm

Alright here's one I can't quite get right:

I have a heart of gold and nerves of steel. I think I'm a robot

I'm pretty satisfied with that first sentence, but I've tried about 10 different variation on the second one. I think this could make a decent shirt with some nice foiling, but I want to really get it right cuz its stuck in that 35-45% range. Any ideas?

danaych on Feb 08 '09 at 2:48pm

bump for help

debauched on Feb 08 '09 at 3:40pm

Caribous are the weirdest ghosts ever.

Coloring between the lines was never my thing.

I wish I had your shirt instead.

danaych on Feb 08 '09 at 8:27pm

'nother bump?

BlueLobster on Feb 08 '09 at 8:28pm

I wish life was a montage sequence

Retroludo on Feb 09 '09 at 12:54pm

I thought this was a winning combo but according to voters not so much.

Recycling enthusiasts got some junk in the trunk.

krokun on Feb 09 '09 at 1:39pm

Hey retro, how about

krokun on Feb 09 '09 at 1:40pm

erm that should have been I've Got Some Junk In The Trunk. I Should Probably Recycle It.

Retroludo on Feb 09 '09 at 3:19pm

Thanks krok

*skips to submit it*

krokun on Feb 09 '09 at 3:29pm

No probs, glad I could help.

2 days later

BlueLobster on Feb 11 '09 at 5:17pm

bump

rossmat8 on Feb 11 '09 at 10:49pm

I wish life was a montage sequence

Stay still or you'll mess up my montage
I wish the work week could be one long 80s montage
I wish my life was one long montage sequence
I need some theme music for my montage sequence

Steelplate on Feb 12 '09 at 7:46pm

I got some slogans that are dying hardcore... Thoughts?

Not doing so great:
Dramatic bomb technicians always leave things til the last second

Complete dying:
Towel Capes rarely aid in Garage Roof Aerodynamics.
Capes make everyone Super.

Dead:
It's not all Black and White, unless you're a Colorblind Zebra.
Video killed the radiostar, and my chance to get away with it.

Any help would be great :)

Steelplate on Feb 13 '09 at 10:45am

Bumped for your love.

rossmat8 on Feb 13 '09 at 11:35pm

what about: Towel Capes rarely aid in shielding bullets
Capes make everyone Super. Unless they leave their glasses on

Video killed the radiostar was popular in the 80s so no help there just let it go

krokun on Feb 13 '09 at 11:57pm

Towel Capes Don't Actually Make You Fly?

Its Not All Black And White, Unless You Are A Zebra?

Jebbie on Feb 13 '09 at 11:58pm

I SHOW IM SERIOUS

did well but i bet it wont be printed.

ever.

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 12:05am

Sorry for the inappropriate blood flow.

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 12:18am

I wish life was a montage sequence

Sounds like you need a montage
This would work better as a montage

krokun on Feb 14 '09 at 12:20am

My Life Is A Montage Without An Awesome Soundtrack

iPear on Feb 14 '09 at 12:20am

I'm gonna vomit on you until your flesh melts from your skin

jodabaum on Feb 14 '09 at 12:21am

"Shake it like a Parkinson Patient!"

if you like it, you can find it in my slogans, along with some others!

krokun on Feb 14 '09 at 12:23am

iPear on Feb 14 '09 at 12:20am
I'm gonna vomit on you until your flesh melts from your skin

How about Hi, I'm Omair ?

iPear on Feb 14 '09 at 12:24am

Hi, I'm Omair

krokun on Feb 14 '09 at 12:26am

Sorry, that should read The Omair

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 12:26am

BlueLobster on Feb 08 '09 at 8:28pm
I wish life was a montage sequence

This day could really use a montage sequence.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 12:27am

jodabaum on Feb 14 '09 at 12:21am
"Shake it like a Parkinson Patient!"

To be honest, I don't think it's worth it, man.

jodabaum on Feb 14 '09 at 12:27am

if you like it, you can find it in my slogans, along with some others!

jodabaum on Feb 14 '09 at 12:28am

Shake it like a parkinson Patient!

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 12:30am

Another jodabaum classic.

MAKE slogans, man. It's more gooder.

jodabaum on Feb 14 '09 at 12:36am

LAME!, i blame that on my cousin! he gave me a bunch of slogans yesterday!

i deleted it and to all, i am sorry....

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 12:36am

krokun on Feb 13 '09 at 11:57pm
Towel Capes Don't Actually Make You Fly?

Towel Capes only give the appearance of flight.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 12:38am

All is forgiven, dude. Back to making fun of illnesses with you, then . . . :P

past-tense-of-draw on Feb 14 '09 at 12:43am

I think someone needs to go back to the pond and evolve.

krokun on Feb 14 '09 at 2:11am

And To Think We All Evolved From Pond Scum

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 2:15am

Hey Jesse! Yes? No?

If I am wearing my towel cape, we may be needing an ambulance soon.

jaywalkergraphics on Feb 14 '09 at 2:29am

Jesseee?

krokun on Feb 14 '09 at 4:53am

Hmmmmn, yes maybe? Ask Steelplate, extereme makeover slogan edition for him.

Steelplate on Feb 14 '09 at 5:20am

Thanks for the suggestions so far peeps. I've had a retool myself... Thoughts?

The Towel: Helps you Clean, Dry & Fly
Towel Capes: Gravity Defying Technology
Towels make an excellent replacement cape.
Towel Capes require a Leap of Faith, and an ambulance.

Maybe? Close?

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