Profile for martiandrivein - Dead Slogan Society!

martiandrivein aka The Unbreakable Glassman is a 23.13 year old boy, has been a member since September 5, 2006, has scored 3325 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.

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Dec 05 '08 by martiandrivein

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Dead Slogan Society!

DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!!
So we all have that one slogan that we wish did better. That ONE slogan that we liked, but just went in the tank... This is were we can work together, to improve that slogan, dig it out of the grave, and place it right back on the mantle where it belongs... Post these Slogans in here in bold We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.

Anyone is invited to help out with rephrasing or repairing slogans. I won't be able to do it all myself!

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martiandrivein on Dec 07 '08 at 2:08pm

how about "sleeping without dreams is as boring as Nebraska."

haha I dunno, try to make non-REM sound really really boring, via comparison and over exaggeration.

Kookaberry on Dec 07 '08 at 2:44pm

My family is from Nebraska. I take umbrage with that, son.

krokun on Dec 07 '08 at 6:11pm

Time to make use of this!

5 out of 5 yes-men agree

opifan64 on Dec 07 '08 at 6:21pm

That's a good one krokum. I'm surprised it only has 38%

krokun on Dec 07 '08 at 8:43pm

Thanks! Me too, but as larlar said once, it needs a little something extra.

Possibly, "5 out of 5 yes men agree with everything I say"

twoonebee on Dec 08 '08 at 3:21am

it's not really a slogan per se but I liked
SLOGAN

twoonebee on Dec 08 '08 at 3:23am

ahah.
ill try again.
[wit]SLOGAN[/wit]

with the [ ] = Tags

valerie2776 on Dec 08 '08 at 3:45am

I was thoroughly amused with myself when I though of
that's totaly [sic]
But seems like people don't like it

rossmat8 on Dec 08 '08 at 11:24am

Slogans-bumperstickers for your chest

rossmat8 on Dec 08 '08 at 11:34am

In real life people drown if you run in slow motion

I guess it is a little outdated, but I thought it would still be good for some laughs

Simpletinrobot on Dec 08 '08 at 11:12pm

Always the Bridesmaid, never a Superhero Billionaire

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '08 at 11:49pm

Just to let you know there is a hot link to this blog on the OSC this week under updates. Good luck to all rewordings!

Retroludo on Dec 09 '08 at 10:55pm

Starry nights are my Dot-to-dot.

Way to destroy my superhero dreams with my arch
enemy; Logic.

Still crush about the starry night one, any ideas to unlock its full potential?

martiandrivein on Dec 09 '08 at 11:06pm

hmmm. How about flipping the concept?

"My dot-to-dots always end up looking like constellations"
or something like... insinuating that the wearer does dot-to-dots wrong is funny, because it's so elementary.

I don't quite understand the second one, fully.

rossmat8 on Dec 09 '08 at 11:45pm

What about starry nights are like highlights for astronomers
or who needs connect the dots when you got constellations

The second one is saying logic is his arch enemy I get it I just don't know how to fix it.

Retroludo on Dec 10 '08 at 6:28am

Hmm okay cool these are excellent to think on. Tis good to get another perspective for the constellation one. I'll keep working on the logic one too, there's a slogan in there somewhere.

Simpletinrobot on Dec 10 '08 at 11:37am

"Starry nights are my Dot-to-dot."

One of the problems with that one I think is a lot of people call it Connect-the-dots and not dot-to-dot.

rossmat8 on Dec 10 '08 at 5:42pm

The image of Muhammad has been removed for your protection

rossmat8 on Dec 10 '08 at 8:25pm

disregard my previous post I don't like it at all. I'm going to just delete it forever.

can "slow clapper starter" be improved?

rossmat8 on Dec 11 '08 at 5:01pm

Hope no one minds that I stole the I high five strangers and turned it into there's a time and place for high fives... (back)and this is it

martiandrivein on Dec 11 '08 at 5:03pm

how about (on lowerback) This is part of my secret handshake or something like that.

rossmat8 on Dec 11 '08 at 5:05pm

so wait it would be there's a time and place for secret handshakes (back)this is mine

rossmat8 on Dec 12 '08 at 10:30am

Everybody listen to me! (on bottom) nevermind

martiandrivein on Dec 12 '08 at 10:30am

YES... actually... @ ross, time and place, is awesome.

rossmat8 on Dec 12 '08 at 10:32am

I went 88 in my delorian tomorrow

movie reference usually don't do good on here but we will see.

4 days later

rossmat8 on Dec 16 '08 at 4:09pm

I'd prefer a closed sleigh pulled by multiple horses

slow clap starter

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 12:13am

As suave as a T-Rex caught in a Chinese finger trap.
and
If we had a sarcasm competition, I bet I'd lose.

rossmat8 on Dec 17 '08 at 12:17am

sarcasm has been done to death so hard to come up with a new one, yours isn't bad I just can't help you on that one. On the first one give me some time I'll get back to you.

Steelplate on Dec 17 '08 at 12:23am

Oh this blog is awesome, I have a few that could be doing better:

Let's Shake Hands & Pretend We Know Each Other

I'm one fifth of an awesome Air Band.

The Sparrow comes at midnight. Also, I'm a spy.

I like to touché myself

I could rule the world, but I have a problem with authority.

And my all time favourite that I refuse to take down...

(cue tumbleweed)

So like the LOLCATS say... Halp?

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 12:28am

Not at all sure why the Spy one isn't doing well, i just went and voted for it now, cause it is awesome. Perhaps make the first part more obvious spy-speak? It has the possibility of awesomness.

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 12:31am

I have the world's most severe exaggeration problem is another one of mine that is doing ok (40% ish) but not spectacular. any suggestions?

Steelplate on Dec 17 '08 at 12:31am

Hrmm, how would I make it "more spy-speak"?

I'm not a Spy... I want this printed so I can be one :P

rossmat8 on Dec 17 '08 at 12:33am

what about: the only thing more suave than me is a T-Rex in a chinese finger trap

maybe not make it obvious just make it obscure: The sparrow comes at midnight I repeat the sparrow comes at midnight

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 12:34am

good call ross. on both of ours.

rossmat8 on Dec 17 '08 at 12:36am

I'm the roadie for a very famous air band

rossmat8 on Dec 17 '08 at 12:37am

thanks I really like your exaggeration and sarcasm slogans

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 12:41am

Ross, i really like your roman numeral one (the longer one) as well as the narcolepsy and a few others, definently got my votes on those.

rossmat8 on Dec 17 '08 at 1:06am

thanks I need all the votes I can get. I suggest a lot of things that even I don't like, but my roman numerals and narcolepsy are actually shirts I would wear.

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 4:56pm

I have a healthy relationship with my doctor

I really really like this one, but it is bombing in the opening votes, any ideas?

2 days later

rossmat8 on Dec 20 '08 at 1:02am

Most shirts with pickup lines don't work; can I have your number?

rossmat8 on Dec 20 '08 at 1:06am

I have a healthy relationship with my doctor

what if you said: My doctor and I maintain a healthy relationship
or possibly: My relationship with my doctor is off the charts
one more: My relationship with my doctor is healthier without him checking up on me

Krimson on Dec 20 '08 at 1:08am

I might give those a try man, thanks.

rossmat8 on Dec 20 '08 at 1:09am

third one exceeds the limit but if you can trim it down feel free

rossmat8 on Dec 20 '08 at 8:58pm

Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds

3 days later

rossmat8 on Dec 23 '08 at 10:36pm

4 out of 5 people agree you should use a much larger sample size
I like it but so far it is failing miserably

SteveOramA on Dec 23 '08 at 10:38pm

i just resurrected all of my slogans! 500 bucks hell yeah!

HorsefaceDee on Dec 23 '08 at 10:40pm

Fibbing is best done under false pretenses.

I still kinda like this one.....it's TRUE...

Krimson on Dec 23 '08 at 10:45pm

I dig the 4/5 people one ross, Don't know why it isn't doing any better. Perhaps shorten it a tad?

Also, here is one of mine that is "Conga lines are something I can really get behind"