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martiandrivein
martiandrivein aka The Unbreakable Glassman is a 23.18 year old boy, has been a member since September 5, 2006, has scored 3325 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.
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I wanted to celebrate it with a new game/contest/club/whatever.

It's like the flickr groups of 365 self portraits. A 365 slogan club.
Starting today... I am going to attempt to submit one slogan everyday for a year. Ouch...I know it's going to be a daunting task.... let's see how long it lasts. Join in if you'd like.

Post a blog that will be the holding place for your own slogans. Then post the link in here. Add new slogans to your own page, and comment in here if you wish, but please to DO NOT post every slogan in here.

Let's have some fun, I'm excited to see the slogans we'll come up with this year.

slogans that have lines through them bombed.

DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!!
So we all have that one slogan that we wish did better. That ONE slogan that we liked, but just went in the tank... This is were we can work together, to improve that slogan, dig it out of the grave, and place it right back on the mantle where it belongs... Post these Slogans in THIS BLOG We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.


starting date


Click any to vote
(10/22/08)
My sex-addicted camel really likes Wednesdays
If I could fly, I'd give piggy back rides for a reasonable price.


(10/23/08)
Alright, I admit it. It was me, in the hall, with the lead pipe.
I fired my conscience

(10/24/08)
I don't believe in Santa (glow ink) but I stay up just in case
Periods are my least favorite time of sentence.


(10/25/08)
Last time I wore suspenders I got held up.
I will accept pennies for my thoughts


(10/26/08)
The last little piggy should have gone potty before they left
I only need a cardboard box to be an astronaut.


(10/27/08)
I once thought I had ESP, but all I got was sports.

(10/28/08)
Silent letters make the best ninja.
Time travel is less expensive in phone booths.


(10/29/08)
I am a cold pizza connoisseur.

(10/30/08)
If I were Thor, I'd be really mad if someone stole my thunder.

(10/31/08)
I listen to my proscience more than my conscience.

(11/01/08)
When I die I hope to come back as a zombie, so I can be in movies

(11/02/08)
I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements, and love my mom
Lefties can never fully attain righteousness.


(11/03/08)
Fiber doesn't help my writer's block.

(11/04/08)
I love tangents. I also enjoy platypus.

(11/05/08)
My favorite activity is twiddling thumbs.

(11/06/08)
If I were a donkey, I'd be a smart ass.

(11/07/08)
If I were president, all disputes would be settled by thumb wars.

(11/08/08)
All good things come to an end, unless you wish for more wishes.

(11/09/08)
Wherever you find me is where I'll be.

(11/10/08)
***I'd rather play records than break them.***
Thank you all for voting, this is my first 365 slogan that was printed.

(11/11/08)
Italics make me seem faster.

(11/12/08)
I bet I can make things awkward between us.

(11/13/08)
Sometimes elevators get me down.

(11/14/08)
Sometimes I laugh so hard I upchuckle.

(11/15/08)
I'm such a good magician, I trick everyone into thinking I'm not.

(11/16/08)
I Am Not A Reverse Psychologist.

(11/17/08)
All Dolphins have a Porpoise in Life.

(11/18/08)
Optimists are Really Just Double Negatives.
I'm an Optimist, but I'm Never Not Positive.


(11/19/08)
I tried to cure my dyslexia but sold my soul to Santa on accident

(11/20/08)
Actions speak louder than words, unless you are yelling.

(11/21/08)
Sometimes I have a gut feeling, and other times it's just gas.
The Quickest Route From Point A to point B is With a Rocket Car


(11/22/08)
Fights on moving stairs tend to escalate quickly.

(11/23/08)
Breakfast: The only meal where it is acceptable to break stuff.

(11/24/08)
Everything Aristotle said was Greek to me.

(11/25/08)
Conjoined twins have the ultimate buddy system.

(11/26/08)
Oranges are good at concentrating.

(11/27/08)
Paleontologists always have a bone to pick with someone.

(11/28/08)
Latin is a dead language. So is Zombie.

(11/29/08)
Six is afraid of seven because of his history of violence.

(11/30/08)
Sno-cones are seasonal treats and arctic traffic safety devices

(12/01/08)
I'm less of a hip-hop artist, and more of a gift wrapper.
My Grammarphone Only Plays Records in Proper English.


(12/02/08)
My racecar goes just as fast forwards as it does backwards.
When I get uncomfortable in a chair, I turn the other cheek.


(12/03/08)
Cleanliness is Next to Godliness and La Quinta is Next to Denny's

(12/04/08)
I'm a volunteer firefighter, especially when I'm the one on fire.
With a name like Funerals, they should be more enjoyable.


(12/05/08)
Catastrophes are given to the ones with the best rears.
(12/06/08)
I'm only 50 EXP until my next level. Mind if I kill you?
I do say, Monocles are spectacular.
Punctuality is important, unless you want free pizzas.


(12/07/08)
I'm a walking advertisement for the way I walk.

(12/08/08)
Gravity is like a mean parent, it always grounds me.

(12/09/08)
Once I got Pneumonia, I can't Even Imagine What Oldmonia is Like.
I don't try to Make up Words, They Just Come to me Spondiferously


(12/10/08)
My Grandma Knitted me the Sweater I'm not Wearing.

(12/11/08)
I use my bumpers for their intended purpose.

(12/12/08)
My resolution was to stop making empty promises.

(12/13/08)
Glaciers are cool!

(12/14/08)
Right now, I'm thinking of songs to put on a mixtape for you.

(12/15/08)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'd prefer you not try.
The only way I could be any cooler is if I were an Eskimo.


(12/16/08)
I'm never worried about double parking my time machine.

(12/17/08)
Karaoke is Japanese for public humiliation.

(12/18/08)
Deja Vu is not something I want to happen after a meal.

(12/19/08)
My bathroom humor consists of knock knock jokes.

(12/20/08)
If a tree falls in the forest, I'll know. I set up a camera.
Since timing is everything, I'll just wait.

(12/21/08)
I'm Traveling Forward Through Time Right Now.
(12/22/08)
Cake is like Pie's Crummy Sibling.


(12/23/08)
My Grandma Cheats at Board Games.
Ask Me About My Life Story.


(12/24/08)
My Stationery Looks a Lot Like Normal Notebook Paper.

(12/25/08)
Rainbows Are Actually the Sky's Frowns

(12/26/08)
Unicorns are like Horses that Really Enjoy Ice Cream

(12/27/08)
When Ben Franklin had an Idea, a Light Bulb Went Off in His Head.

(12/28/08)
I'd rather have a Piece of Pie than a Peace of Mind.

(12/29/08)
I remember when this was the future.

(12/30/08)
My Headphones are More Important than You.
I Bet I Can Make Things Uncomfortable.


(12/31/08)
Everyone is a volunteer firefighter when they're on fire.

(1/1/09)
I Don't Play Video Games, I'd Prefer to Win at Life.

(1/2/09)
The Weatherman Owes Me an Apology.

(1/3/09)
Pick-up Lines are Easier Than Actually Picking Up Someone.

(1/4/09)
Optimist Optometrists Have a Clear, Positive Outlook on Life.

(1/5/09)
Traffic Cones are Just Suggestions.

(1/6/09)
I'm Not Weird, I'm An Artist.
A Dunce Is Only a Cloak and Wand Away From a Wizard.


(1/7/09)
I'm Not A Couch Potato, I'm A Living Room Ornament.

(1/8/09)
I'm a Pretty Big Deal, Microscopically Speaking.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I wished I had a nickel.


(1/9/09)
All of My Ideas Make More Sense Inside my Head.

(1/10/09)
I Was a Child Actor, but I Wasn't in any Movies.

(1/11/09)
Make new friends but keep the old, otherwise it's elderly neglect

(1/12/09)
No Running by the Pool, Unless it's in Slow Motion.

(1/13/09)
I Use my Floor as a Giant Shelf.

(1/14/09)
Male Unicorns Live a Confused Life.

(1/15/09)
My Greatest Satisfaction is Proving you Wrong.

(1/16/09)
My Grammar Isn't Always the Bestest.

(1/17/09)
Wearing my Heart on My Sleeve Tends to Make a Mess.

(1/18/09)
All Cars are Technically Bumper Cars.

(1/19/09)
Ironically, Soap Operas are Dirty, and Have no Singing.

(1/20/09)
I'm Not A Cat Person, but I do Enjoy Patent Leather Outfits.

(1/21/09)
Lines are Usually Longer Because There Are More People In Them.

(1/22/09)
Robots are Just Like Super Awesome Futuristic Versions of Me.

(1/23/09)
I often put commas, where they don't, belong.

(1/24/09)
Dragons Do Not Belong In Ice Cream Shops.

(1/25/09)
If I Were a Boy Scout, I'd Know How to Do Cool Things...Knot.

(1/26/09)
Ladders Are Convenient For Reaching High Places, as are Drugs.


(1/27/09)
I Can Breathe Underwater, but Only for a Second before I drown.

(1/28/09)
Aliens come to Earth because we have ice cream.

(1/29/09)
Snowmen are Only Fair Weather Friends.

(1/30/09)
I Have a Magnetic Personality. I Attract Refrigerators.

(1/31/09)
Some Photographers Flash Me.

(2/01/09)
I'm Probably The Most Modest, Humble Person You'll Ever Meet.

(2/02/09)
I'm Not Creepy, I Really Do Keep Candy in my Van.

(2/03/09)
My Train of Thought Got Derailed. There Were No Survivors

(2/04/09)
Actually Blind Dates Tend to be Touchy-Feely.

(2/05/09)
Lost Puppies are a lot like Stalkers they'll both follow you home

(2/06/09)
Thumbs are Important For Ruling the World.

(2/07/09)
A Megaphone is like Caps Lock for your Mouth

(2/08/09)
Passing Out is Good, Especially when there are Cookies Involved.

(2/09/09)
Sticks and Stones may Break Your Bones, but Mine are Adamantium.

(2/10/09)
John Jacobjingleheimerschmidt Had to Have a Long Name Tag.

(2/11/09)
I Enjoy Traffic, It Gives Me Time To Practice Drums.

(2/12/09)
Yield must mean the same as go very fast to beat the red light

(2/13/09)
I don't have accidents, I have purpose.

(2/14/09)
Pangaea Made Long-Distance Relationships Much More Manageable.

(2/15/09)
I Always Wish Trumpets Would Announce My Arrival.

(2/16/09)
If I Mustered All My Strength Maybe I could Ketchup.
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martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 10 '08 at 10:40am
any updates by y'all?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 10 '08 at 10:41am
tonz...but i'm having real trouble busting over 40%
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 10 '08 at 10:44am
as am I... I have 1 or 2 though... my basement/geek one is doing well.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 10 '08 at 10:51am
Im having problems busting 40 also. I really thought my geeks shall inherit middle earth would do better.

But some of the last shirts printed werent over 40%. The moss one and the fun shirt today.
krokun
krokun on Nov 10 '08 at 12:00pm
Yeah I can only ever seem to break 30 with a lot of head scratching. But of course FA never has this problem.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 10 '08 at 12:20pm
Hey, stop pickin on me dude! I can't help that every slogan that falls outta my head is a golden chestnut! Also, that previous sentence was written by Evan the douchebag.

Rolf, holy free holies, a 95 percent slogan! It's fabbo and I like the thumb wars and art gallery one as well.

TimScribble on Nov 10 '08 at 10:51am
Im having problems busting 40 also. I really thought my geeks shall inherit middle earth would do better.


You know i love that one and will sit on pins and needles until it is printed. In which case i should just get a job as a needle holder and sit in the middle of a seamstress factory as they take and give back needles into my bum bum.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 10 '08 at 12:27pm
Oh, i also forgot to mention that someone beat you to the "camping is in tents!" slogan, gal dangit:

TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 10 '08 at 12:31pm
Ah, the ol Bustedtees website.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 10 '08 at 12:38pm
My bad on the camping one...baleeted.

No offense on this front FA... but I do feel the slogan club gives you a bit of an edge. People will vote for yours more often and more favorably, since they know you and whatnot. I mean... "My favorite thing to eat is food" is at 49%.... I'm sorry but definitely not your strongest idea, and yet it's putting a lot of ours to shame.
krokun
krokun on Nov 10 '08 at 2:00pm
Ah tall poppy syndrome. I love starting fires... :P

Actually I find I get more enjoyment from FA loving my slogans then getting really high ratings, but that may be because I havnet had much of a chance to enjoy high ratings :P
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 10 '08 at 2:59pm
Like I said...no offense. I'm just pointing out the obvious. I'm sure FA knows which slogans are strong, and which are not whether the votes say it.
krokun
krokun on Nov 10 '08 at 3:04pm
Well, you would certainly hope so. Or else we would have to take his slogan sherrif badge off of him.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 10 '08 at 3:29pm
hahaha, yeah, it wasn't my intention AT ALL when I co-started the Slogan Club excpet to bring more attention to slogans in general, but it's something I can't help. I wasn't expecting the "food" slogan that Martian talked about to score high at all, it was a quick throw-away one, but somehow those are the ones that sometimes do the best.

Yeah, there are a ton of slogans I think are good in my arsenal but a few overrated and I can accept that. I have to just keep trying to challeneg myself by coming up with slogans that amuse me and hopefully others. You can't ever think you've created the best slogan you can, there's always better ones just beyond the linguistic horizon.

Krokun, ha, you have some great slogans and honestly, it took me a solid year before I started getting more constant higher percentage slogans. Keep plugging away and PLEASE don't get jaded by all the other slogans that are printed on this site that you think yours are better than, thatr's just the way it goes and you will get your due.

In other news, Rolf's Haiku tee is in its like 3,0001 reprint!

krokun
krokun on Nov 10 '08 at 3:39pm
Now can we please get back to patting each other on the back and making completely innane and horrendously funny smalltalk?
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 10 '08 at 5:27pm
highly unlikely, I don't do small talk... I prefer diminutive communication.
krokun
krokun on Nov 10 '08 at 5:37pm
Ill diminuitive your communication!
jess4002
jess4002 on Nov 11 '08 at 6:39pm
awesome slogans, everyone! also, where are the ladies at?! rolf, i might join up in december or so...
krokun
krokun on Nov 11 '08 at 6:47pm
I could be the token lady...but that may just be weird...
GreenRabbit
GreenRabbit on Nov 11 '08 at 7:06pm
What do you mean by "die" and "bombed?"
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 12 '08 at 8:38am
neat-0...

@ greenrabbit. That means they do very poorly.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 12 '08 at 8:41am
The grammar one made me chuckle. Im a sucker for grammar slogans. Ugh, I wish these wouldnt die so fast.
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Nov 12 '08 at 10:36am
good stuff so far, Rolf!
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 12 '08 at 1:44pm
thanks!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 12 '08 at 1:47pm
"italics" and "small talk" are good stuff! Go 365!
krokun
krokun on Nov 12 '08 at 1:55pm
Well this is awkward
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 14 '08 at 12:55pm
=D
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 14 '08 at 1:09pm
ha, nice vowel movement there!
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 14 '08 at 1:12pm
Yes, vowel movement!!! That is great.
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Nov 14 '08 at 1:19pm
thanks so much for addin mine to the list, dude!
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Nov 14 '08 at 1:21pm
50 scores feel sooo damn great. Like gummy worms. That good.
courtney pie
courtney pie on Nov 14 '08 at 1:21pm
voted :)
krokun
krokun on Nov 14 '08 at 3:37pm
Keep up the good work dude. I chuckle everytime I come here.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 14 '08 at 3:40pm
=D yay for chuckles.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 14 '08 at 3:42pm
speaking of that just gave me a new idea for a slogan...thanks
krokun
krokun on Nov 14 '08 at 3:51pm
Bwagagahahahaha. Upchuckle. LOVES IT!!
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 15 '08 at 10:04am
I have a couple 3 new ones.
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Nov 15 '08 at 10:31am
Not bad, mr. martian. I kinda like the magician one. Kinda. And PS. i thought I was tired of elevator slogans, but your one two days ago def changed my mind - well done!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 15 '08 at 2:01pm
I'm such a good magician, I trick everyone into thinking I'm not.

Booyah!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 15 '08 at 2:01pm
martiandrivein on Oct 22 '08 at 12:58pm
haha @ maltz, it's ok, I missed it too... maybe... sorta.

martiandrivein on Oct 22 '08 at 12:59pm
I'm not saying I got anything printed...just to clear up confusion.


you cheeky bastard!

congrats man!
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 15 '08 at 2:02pm
haha thanks. =D I can't wait to write about that one.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 15 '08 at 2:15pm
What did you miss too in the above comment, so i can be on the "in" as well?"
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 15 '08 at 3:52pm
oh umm... the new $500 prize. I missed it, they paid me before they started that reward.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 15 '08 at 5:50pm
oh, hahahaha, yeah, o well. It's always a good incentive to win another won, if we needed any more incentive.
krokun
krokun on Nov 16 '08 at 5:40pm
Hehe, magicians rocks my socks.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 16 '08 at 6:12pm
Woah man, where be the last two days of slogan gold from the 365 mastah?!?!?!
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 16 '08 at 7:13pm
I GOT A NEW ONE!!!
I Am Not A Reverse Psychologist.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 16 '08 at 7:14pm
sorry sometimes I forget to update even if I sub a new one.
krokun
krokun on Nov 16 '08 at 7:15pm
Nice one dude.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Nov 16 '08 at 7:18pm
Thanks!
jess4002
jess4002 on Nov 17 '08 at 5:59pm
monday bump! congrats for rolf, too! ;)

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