I wanted to celebrate it with a new game/contest/club/whatever.

It's like the flickr groups of 365 self portraits. A 365 slogan club.
Starting today... I am going to attempt to submit one slogan everyday for a year. Ouch...I know it's going to be a daunting task.... let's see how long it lasts. Join in if you'd like.

Post a blog that will be the holding place for your own slogans. Then post the link in here. Add new slogans to your own page, and comment in here if you wish, but please to DO NOT post every slogan in here.

Let's have some fun, I'm excited to see the slogans we'll come up with this year.

slogans that have lines through them bombed.

DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!!
So we all have that one slogan that we wish did better. That ONE slogan that we liked, but just went in the tank... This is were we can work together, to improve that slogan, dig it out of the grave, and place it right back on the mantle where it belongs... Post these Slogans in THIS BLOG We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.


starting date


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(10/22/08)
My sex-addicted camel really likes Wednesdays
If I could fly, I'd give piggy back rides for a reasonable price.

(10/23/08)
Alright, I admit it. It was me, in the hall, with the lead pipe.
I fired my conscience

(10/24/08)
I don't believe in Santa (glow ink) but I stay up just in case
Periods are my least favorite time of sentence.

(10/25/08)
Last time I wore suspenders I got held up.
I will accept pennies for my thoughts

(10/26/08)
The last little piggy should have gone potty before they left
I only need a cardboard box to be an astronaut.

(10/27/08)
I once thought I had ESP, but all I got was sports.

(10/28/08)
Silent letters make the best ninja.
Time travel is less expensive in phone booths.

(10/29/08)
I am a cold pizza connoisseur.

(10/30/08)
If I were Thor, I'd be really mad if someone stole my thunder.

(10/31/08)
I listen to my proscience more than my conscience.

(11/01/08)
When I die I hope to come back as a zombie, so I can be in movies

(11/02/08)
I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements, and love my mom
Lefties can never fully attain righteousness.

(11/03/08)
Fiber doesn't help my writer's block.

(11/04/08)
I love tangents. I also enjoy platypus.

(11/05/08)
My favorite activity is twiddling thumbs.

(11/06/08)
If I were a donkey, I'd be a smart ass.

(11/07/08)
If I were president, all disputes would be settled by thumb wars.

(11/08/08)
All good things come to an end, unless you wish for more wishes.

(11/09/08)
Wherever you find me is where I'll be.

(11/10/08)
***I'd rather play records than break them.***
Thank you all for voting, this is my first 365 slogan that was printed.

(11/11/08)
Italics make me seem faster.

(11/12/08)
I bet I can make things awkward between us.

(11/13/08)
Sometimes elevators get me down.

(11/14/08)
Sometimes I laugh so hard I upchuckle.

(11/15/08)
I'm such a good magician, I trick everyone into thinking I'm not.

(11/16/08)
I Am Not A Reverse Psychologist.

(11/17/08)
All Dolphins have a Porpoise in Life.

(11/18/08)
Optimists are Really Just Double Negatives.
I'm an Optimist, but I'm Never Not Positive.

(11/19/08)
I tried to cure my dyslexia but sold my soul to Santa on accident

(11/20/08)
Actions speak louder than words, unless you are yelling.

(11/21/08)
Sometimes I have a gut feeling, and other times it's just gas.
The Quickest Route From Point A to point B is With a Rocket Car

(11/22/08)
Fights on moving stairs tend to escalate quickly.

(11/23/08)
Breakfast: The only meal where it is acceptable to break stuff.

(11/24/08)
Everything Aristotle said was Greek to me.

(11/25/08)
Conjoined twins have the ultimate buddy system.

(11/26/08)
Oranges are good at concentrating.

(11/27/08)
Paleontologists always have a bone to pick with someone.

(11/28/08)
Latin is a dead language. So is Zombie.

(11/29/08)
Six is afraid of seven because of his history of violence.

(11/30/08)
Sno-cones are seasonal treats and arctic traffic safety devices

(12/01/08)
I'm less of a hip-hop artist, and more of a gift wrapper.
My Grammarphone Only Plays Records in Proper English.

(12/02/08)
My racecar goes just as fast forwards as it does backwards.
When I get uncomfortable in a chair, I turn the other cheek.

(12/03/08)
Cleanliness is Next to Godliness and La Quinta is Next to Denny's

(12/04/08)
I'm a volunteer firefighter, especially when I'm the one on fire.
With a name like Funerals, they should be more enjoyable.

(12/05/08)
Catastrophes are given to the ones with the best rears.
(12/06/08)
I'm only 50 EXP until my next level. Mind if I kill you?
I do say, Monocles are spectacular.
Punctuality is important, unless you want free pizzas.

(12/07/08)
I'm a walking advertisement for the way I walk.

(12/08/08)
Gravity is like a mean parent, it always grounds me.

(12/09/08)
Once I got Pneumonia, I can't Even Imagine What Oldmonia is Like.
I don't try to Make up Words, They Just Come to me Spondiferously

(12/10/08)
My Grandma Knitted me the Sweater I'm not Wearing.

(12/11/08)
I use my bumpers for their intended purpose.

(12/12/08)
My resolution was to stop making empty promises.

(12/13/08)
Glaciers are cool!

(12/14/08)
Right now, I'm thinking of songs to put on a mixtape for you.

(12/15/08)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'd prefer you not try.
The only way I could be any cooler is if I were an Eskimo.

(12/16/08)
I'm never worried about double parking my time machine.

(12/17/08)
Karaoke is Japanese for public humiliation.

(12/18/08)
Deja Vu is not something I want to happen after a meal.

(12/19/08)
My bathroom humor consists of knock knock jokes.

(12/20/08)
If a tree falls in the forest, I'll know. I set up a camera.
Since timing is everything, I'll just wait.

(12/21/08)
I'm Traveling Forward Through Time Right Now.
(12/22/08)
Cake is like Pie's Crummy Sibling.

(12/23/08)
My Grandma Cheats at Board Games.
Ask Me About My Life Story.

(12/24/08)
My Stationery Looks a Lot Like Normal Notebook Paper.

(12/25/08)
Rainbows Are Actually the Sky's Frowns

(12/26/08)
Unicorns are like Horses that Really Enjoy Ice Cream

(12/27/08)
When Ben Franklin had an Idea, a Light Bulb Went Off in His Head.

(12/28/08)
I'd rather have a Piece of Pie than a Peace of Mind.

(12/29/08)
I remember when this was the future.

(12/30/08)
My Headphones are More Important than You.
I Bet I Can Make Things Uncomfortable.

(12/31/08)
Everyone is a volunteer firefighter when they're on fire.

(1/1/09)
I Don't Play Video Games, I'd Prefer to Win at Life.

(1/2/09)
The Weatherman Owes Me an Apology.

(1/3/09)
Pick-up Lines are Easier Than Actually Picking Up Someone.

(1/4/09)
Optimist Optometrists Have a Clear, Positive Outlook on Life.

(1/5/09)
Traffic Cones are Just Suggestions.

(1/6/09)
I'm Not Weird, I'm An Artist.
A Dunce Is Only a Cloak and Wand Away From a Wizard.

(1/7/09)
I'm Not A Couch Potato, I'm A Living Room Ornament.

(1/8/09)
I'm a Pretty Big Deal, Microscopically Speaking.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I wished I had a nickel.

(1/9/09)
All of My Ideas Make More Sense Inside my Head.

(1/10/09)
I Was a Child Actor, but I Wasn't in any Movies.

(1/11/09)
Make new friends but keep the old, otherwise it's elderly neglect

(1/12/09)
No Running by the Pool, Unless it's in Slow Motion.

(1/13/09)
I Use my Floor as a Giant Shelf.

(1/14/09)
Male Unicorns Live a Confused Life.

(1/15/09)
My Greatest Satisfaction is Proving you Wrong.

(1/16/09)
My Grammar Isn't Always the Bestest.

(1/17/09)
Wearing my Heart on My Sleeve Tends to Make a Mess.

(1/18/09)
All Cars are Technically Bumper Cars.

(1/19/09)
Ironically, Soap Operas are Dirty, and Have no Singing.

(1/20/09)
I'm Not A Cat Person, but I do Enjoy Patent Leather Outfits.

(1/21/09)
Lines are Usually Longer Because There Are More People In Them.

(1/22/09)
Robots are Just Like Super Awesome Futuristic Versions of Me.

(1/23/09)
I often put commas, where they don't, belong.

(1/24/09)
Dragons Do Not Belong In Ice Cream Shops.

(1/25/09)
If I Were a Boy Scout, I'd Know How to Do Cool Things...Knot.

(1/26/09)
Ladders Are Convenient For Reaching High Places, as are Drugs.

(1/27/09)
I Can Breathe Underwater, but Only for a Second before I drown.

(1/28/09)
Aliens come to Earth because we have ice cream.

(1/29/09)
Snowmen are Only Fair Weather Friends.

(1/30/09)
I Have a Magnetic Personality. I Attract Refrigerators.

(1/31/09)
Some Photographers Flash Me.

(2/01/09)
I'm Probably The Most Modest, Humble Person You'll Ever Meet.

(2/02/09)
I'm Not Creepy, I Really Do Keep Candy in my Van.

(2/03/09)
My Train of Thought Got Derailed. There Were No Survivors

(2/04/09)
Actually Blind Dates Tend to be Touchy-Feely.

(2/05/09)
Lost Puppies are a lot like Stalkers they'll both follow you home

(2/06/09)
Thumbs are Important For Ruling the World.

(2/07/09)
A Megaphone is like Caps Lock for your Mouth

(2/08/09)
Passing Out is Good, Especially when there are Cookies Involved.

(2/09/09)
Sticks and Stones may Break Your Bones, but Mine are Adamantium.

(2/10/09)
John Jacobjingleheimerschmidt Had to Have a Long Name Tag.

(2/11/09)
I Enjoy Traffic, It Gives Me Time To Practice Drums.

(2/12/09)
Yield must mean the same as go very fast to beat the red light

(2/13/09)
I don't have accidents, I have purpose.

(2/14/09)
Pangaea Made Long-Distance Relationships Much More Manageable.

(2/15/09)
I Always Wish Trumpets Would Announce My Arrival.

(2/16/09)
If I Mustered All My Strength Maybe I could Ketchup.