martiandrivein
aka The Unbreakable Glassman is a 23.13 year old boy, has been a member since September 5, 2006, has scored 3325 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.
I wanted to celebrate it with a new game/contest/club/whatever.
It's like the flickr groups of 365 self portraits. A 365 slogan club.
Starting today... I am going to attempt to submit one slogan everyday for a year. Ouch...I know it's going to be a daunting task.... let's see how long it lasts. Join in if you'd like.
Post a blog that will be the holding place for your own slogans. Then post the link in here. Add new slogans to your own page, and comment in here if you wish, but please to
DO NOT post every slogan in here.
Let's have some fun, I'm excited to see the slogans we'll come up with this year.
slogans that have lines through them bombed.
DEAD SLOGAN SOCIETY!!! Post these Slogans in THIS BLOG We will work together to help edit, slightly change, and come up with a better slogan as a team.
starting date
Click any to voteMy sex-addicted camel really likes Wednesdays Alright, I admit it. It was me, in the hall, with the lead pipe. I fired my conscienceI don't believe in Santa (glow ink) but I stay up just in case Last time I wore suspenders I got held up. The last little piggy should have gone potty before they leftI once thought I had ESP, but all I got was sports. Silent letters make the best ninja. I am a cold pizza connoisseur.If I were Thor, I'd be really mad if someone stole my thunder. I listen to my proscience more than my conscience.When I die I hope to come back as a zombie, so I can be in movies I'm not a geek, I just enjoy computers, basements, and love my mom Fiber doesn't help my writer's block. I love tangents. I also enjoy platypus. My favorite activity is twiddling thumbs. If I were a donkey, I'd be a smart ass. If I were president, all disputes would be settled by thumb wars. All good things come to an end, unless you wish for more wishes. Wherever you find me is where I'll be. ***I'd rather play records than break them.***
Thank you all for voting, this is my first 365 slogan that was printed.
(11/11/08)Italics make me seem faster. I bet I can make things awkward between us. Sometimes elevators get me down. Sometimes I laugh so hard I upchuckle. I'm such a good magician, I trick everyone into thinking I'm not. I Am Not A Reverse Psychologist. All Dolphins have a Porpoise in Life. Optimists are Really Just Double Negatives. I tried to cure my dyslexia but sold my soul to Santa on accident Actions speak louder than words, unless you are yelling. Sometimes I have a gut feeling, and other times it's just gas. Fights on moving stairs tend to escalate quickly. Breakfast: The only meal where it is acceptable to break stuff.Everything Aristotle said was Greek to me. Conjoined twins have the ultimate buddy system. Oranges are good at concentrating. Paleontologists always have a bone to pick with someone. Latin is a dead language. So is Zombie. Six is afraid of seven because of his history of violence. Sno-cones are seasonal treats and arctic traffic safety devices I'm less of a hip-hop artist, and more of a gift wrapper. My racecar goes just as fast forwards as it does backwards. Cleanliness is Next to Godliness and La Quinta is Next to Denny's I'm a volunteer firefighter, especially when I'm the one on fire. Catastrophes are given to the ones with the best rears. I'm only 50 EXP until my next level. Mind if I kill you? I'm a walking advertisement for the way I walk. Gravity is like a mean parent, it always grounds me. Once I got Pneumonia, I can't Even Imagine What Oldmonia is Like. My Grandma Knitted me the Sweater I'm not Wearing. I use my bumpers for their intended purpose. My resolution was to stop making empty promises. Glaciers are cool!Right now, I'm thinking of songs to put on a mixtape for you.Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'd prefer you not try. I'm never worried about double parking my time machine. Karaoke is Japanese for public humiliation. Deja Vu is not something I want to happen after a meal. My bathroom humor consists of knock knock jokes. If a tree falls in the forest, I'll know. I set up a camera. Since timing is everything, I'll just wait. I'm Traveling Forward Through Time Right Now. My Grandma Cheats at Board Games. My Stationery Looks a Lot Like Normal Notebook Paper. Rainbows Are Actually the Sky's Frowns Unicorns are like Horses that Really Enjoy Ice Cream When Ben Franklin had an Idea, a Light Bulb Went Off in His Head. I'd rather have a Piece of Pie than a Peace of Mind. I remember when this was the future. My Headphones are More Important than You. Everyone is a volunteer firefighter when they're on fire. I Don't Play Video Games, I'd Prefer to Win at Life. The Weatherman Owes Me an Apology. Pick-up Lines are Easier Than Actually Picking Up Someone. Optimist Optometrists Have a Clear, Positive Outlook on Life. Traffic Cones are Just Suggestions. I'm Not Weird, I'm An Artist. I'm Not A Couch Potato, I'm A Living Room Ornament. I'm a Pretty Big Deal, Microscopically Speaking. All of My Ideas Make More Sense Inside my Head. I Was a Child Actor, but I Wasn't in any Movies. Make new friends but keep the old, otherwise it's elderly neglect No Running by the Pool, Unless it's in Slow Motion. I Use my Floor as a Giant Shelf. Male Unicorns Live a Confused Life. My Greatest Satisfaction is Proving you Wrong. My Grammar Isn't Always the Bestest. Wearing my Heart on My Sleeve Tends to Make a Mess. All Cars are Technically Bumper Cars. Ironically, Soap Operas are Dirty, and Have no Singing. I'm Not A Cat Person, but I do Enjoy Patent Leather Outfits.Lines are Usually Longer Because There Are More People In Them. Robots are Just Like Super Awesome Futuristic Versions of Me. I often put commas, where they don't, belong. Dragons Do Not Belong In Ice Cream Shops. If I Were a Boy Scout, I'd Know How to Do Cool Things...Knot. I Can Breathe Underwater, but Only for a Second before I drown. Aliens come to Earth because we have ice cream. Snowmen are Only Fair Weather Friends.I Have a Magnetic Personality. I Attract Refrigerators.Some Photographers Flash Me. I'm Probably The Most Modest, Humble Person You'll Ever Meet. I'm Not Creepy, I Really Do Keep Candy in my Van. My Train of Thought Got Derailed. There Were No Survivors Actually Blind Dates Tend to be Touchy-Feely. Lost Puppies are a lot like Stalkers they'll both follow you home Thumbs are Important For Ruling the World. A Megaphone is like Caps Lock for your Mouth Passing Out is Good, Especially when there are Cookies Involved. Sticks and Stones may Break Your Bones, but Mine are Adamantium. John Jacobjingleheimerschmidt Had to Have a Long Name Tag. I Enjoy Traffic, It Gives Me Time To Practice Drums. Yield must mean the same as go very fast to beat the red light I don't have accidents, I have purpose. Pangaea Made Long-Distance Relationships Much More Manageable. I Always Wish Trumpets Would Announce My Arrival. If I Mustered All My Strength Maybe I could Ketchup.
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