Hi, I'm Jess, and every single one of my fingers except my right thumb is double-jointed. That's bragging rights, if I ever heard them.


Shirts I Own:
Clouds Are People Too!
Doin' My Best
Fossil Fuel
My Green Forest
"A" Is For Jerks!
Pandamonium
I Like Trees, Too
City Lights
Nineteen Seventy Five
Biblical Disaster
Home is Where the Heart Is
Nothing Rhymes with Orange
Haikus are Easy But...
Rock Out With Your Cock Out
Octopus
This is Not a Pipe
Dinner in the Sky
Robot Dance Contest

Shirts I Wish I Owned:
Psychedelephant
Impossible Love
Why Did the Chickens Cross Abby Road
No, You Can't Come... You Are a Mere Pawn
I Heart Color
Heroes In an Art Shell
Fahrenheit 451