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Jewstice
Jewstice aka has been a member since September 3, 2006, has scored 494 submissions, giving an average score of 1.88.
  Dec 27 '06 by Jewstice        144 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
If you've seen a movie recently, post a short review and rate the movie on a scale of 1-10. The movies don't have to be new, they can be old movies, or movies that you've seen a hundred times over. I just thought that this might be fun and a good way to get recommendations for movies to watch.

Reviews:

Bob the Butler 6.5/10

Even though this was supposed to be a "children's movie", I still really enjoyed it. Tom Green was his usual obnoxious self, but he was actually given some real emotions in this film, which made you actually care about his character. The humor might be an aquired taste, but if you give this a chance, its really an enjoyable film.

Screwed 6.5/10

It's no Dirty Work, but it is worth checking out. If you like Norm MacDonald, you'll like this movie. It is full of his dry humor, and many tasteless jokes. Again, this movie is an aquired taste, so watch only if you are willing to give it a chance.

Heartbreakers 6/10

This was more of a "chick flick", but I still found myself laughing out loud on some instances. Most of all, this movie is a fun watch, with both humor and romance thrown in. More tolerable than most generic romantic comedies that I've seen.

Knots 5/10

When I rented this, I was expecting a "romantic comedy with a twist", what I got was a drama with some romance thrown in. The movie didn't really have any comedic elements, and was more depressing than it was funny. I would recommend this if you are in the mood for a romantic drama with more twists than usual.

Ren and Stimpy - 1st and 2nd seasons 9/10

This show is great, and never gets old. I've enjoyed it and found it hilarious for almost my entire life. Still funny after 15 years.

Serenity 5/10

This movie was exactly what I expected from it, and that wasn't much. A basic sci-fi/action movie that didn't really have too much originality to it. The action was good, but the storyline was somewhat lacking. Kirsten thought the captain, Nathan Fillion, was a hottie.

Dirty Work 10/10

One of my all time favorite movies. This never gets old for me, and I never get tired of Norm MacDonald's "so bad it's good" acting. If you haven't seen this one, you really need to check it out. Pretty much an instant classic.

Big Love - The Complete First Season 8/10

When I first started watching this show, I thought it was just "ok", but not that great. As the season progressed, I saw how really great it actually was. The show has a unique concept, which is a great thing to have in my opinion. I had never seen a show or movie that dealt with the idea of poligamy before this, and I really found it interesting. This show has both comedy and drama and does a great job of keeping the story interesting.

Jersey Girl 4/10

I didn't really have high expectations for this film, and I was glad that I didn't. Otherwise I would have been disappointed. I've seen this movie before, not this actual film, but other films with pretty much the same exact premise. I was bored through almost the entire movie. I expected more from Kevin Smith. Maybe he should stick to pure comedy.

George Carlin - Complaints and Greivances 9/10

I love George Carlin. I love his books, his cds, and his stand-up. I've watched this before, but for some reason it still hasn't gotten old. While some of his jokes may seem a bit "juvenile", I still love the hell out of the dirty old man.

Before Sunset 8/10

This movie was much better than I had expected. It is completely dialogue driven, and the time between cuts is much longer than anything else I can remember seeing. It must have been tough to film those long cuts without any mistakes. A romantic drama that is extremely well written.

The OH in Ohio 7/10

Much better of a movie than I had expected. The story was unique, and the movie had a lot of comical and awkward moments.

An American Werewolf in Paris 4/10

Does not live up to the original at all. The story is bad, the characters are bad, the effects are bad. (The CG transformation has nothing on the transformation scene from the original.) Good for a few laughs and for a few tit shots, but not much else.

Prime 6/10

This one was more interesting than I expected it to be. I actually really enjoyed some parts and found myself laughing out loud. A decent romantic comedy.

Zodiac 8/10

What I saw of it was great. But hey, its a David Fincher movie, so it had to be good. Not as groundbreaking as Fight Club or Se7en, but still an honorable mention, and it was better than Panic Room. I didn't catch the entire movie though, because I was dead tired, and the darkness of the theater caused me to doze during a few parts. Really enjoyed what I saw though.

Children of Men 9/10

Certainly one of the best movies I have seen in quite some time. The acting was superb, especially Clive Owen. I thought he was the perfect choice for his role, and couldn't think of anyone else that could have done a better job. The rest of the cast was also chosen well, and I cannot think of a single character that seemed out of place.

This movie was packed with action, suspense, and drama. It isn't often that I find a movie that combines these three elements well, but this one did a fine job. I found myself really caring about the characters and what they were trying to accomplish.

To bring my very short review to its conclusion, I would like to say that this film also deals with much needed subject matter. Overpopulation is a real threat, and this movie explains one of the possible scenarios that might come in to play to combat this particular problem. I'm not saying that this is likely to take place, I'm just saying that it is a possibility and this film has brought that into the light.

Futurama: The Complete Series - 10/10

While I may not care much for the Simpson's, I have been a fan of Matt Groening's Futurama for as long as I can recall. The premise of the show is unique as are the characters, and the show never seemed to lose its "touch", even after five seasons.

The first season starts out a bit slow, but that is expected of any television show; animated or non-animated alike. I do not see this as something that takes away from the show, but rather as something that adds to it. The slow start is used to go through the necessary back story on the characters, and to setup the basis of the plot. I was actually happy that they didn't jump right into some insane storyline as some shows have done in the past. The slow start helped to build the characters, which is really what the show is all about anyways.

Speaking of the characters; they are some of the most unique and interesting personalities that I have ever seen on the screen. The personalities somehow do not seem fabricated, and seem like the characters actually do exist in their own world. I can't help myself from cracking up with just about every word that comes out of Dr. Zoidberg's mouth and the Professor never fails to impress me with his level of extreme distaste for all of the other characters. There isn't one character on the show that I actually dislike, which is a rare occurrence for me. Usually it seems like sometimes characters are just thrown in for filler, but Futurama doesn't have any filler. Each character adds something special to the show, and without even just one, it wouldn't be the same show.

Still on the subject of the characters, the cast chosen to voice them was also perfectly fitting. I never thought that Peg, from Married with Children would work out, but somehow she does just fine. Fry's voice was also perfectly casted, and is also my favorite human character voice. As for non-human characters, I am undecided on which I favor. I am on the fence between Bender and Dr. Zoidberg. Each has a voice that fits the character's personality perfectly, and I really cannot choose who is better casted.

The foundation of the show is the characters and their personalities, but the rest is composed of plot and storytelling. This is another area where this show really shines brightly. As with the characters, I didn't find one episode or storyline that I disliked. The main thing I loved about the storyline was the variety. While most episodes have a fair balance of humor and emotion, there are some that are full of action, some that are full of over-the-top humor, some that are very emotional and touching, and some that are just plain crazy. It is this variety that adds to the replay value of this series. Each episode is unique and really stands out, but several plot lines continue from one episode to another. I also thought it was a great idea to tie some of the later episodes into the very early episodes. It provides answers to many questions, and again, adds to the replay value.

Overall, Futurama may just be one of the most unique and intelligent animated series of our time. It has the characters, the plot, and the humor that I look for in a great television series; along with a whole lot more. It may have been cut short, but the episodes that do exist are still great, and still highly re-watchable. Also, from what I understand, there are plans to release a Futurama movie this holiday season, so hopefully that will fuel the hunger of the avid fan. Who knows? It could bring new life to the series as well, and a new season could be in the works sometime in the not-so-distant future. Either way, there is new material to look forward to, and even if that falls flat, the five seasons on dvd are something that will never grow old.
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squigey
squigey on Dec 27 '06 at 9:45am
Night at the Museum 7/10

Good clean fun for the whole family. Saw it on Christmas Eve and was full of laughs.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 27 '06 at 10:01am
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - 10/10

I may have been eating a burrito in kentucky when this came on tv and I do say, what a treat (the movie, not the burrito. It was kinda lumpy and reminded me of Lara FLynn Boyle)! So here's the synopsis. We find a young Sarah Jessica Parker starting her first day at a new school. She gets on the bus and is instantly best friends with Helen Hunt (I guess its a good match considering they both have wierd faces). Turns out they have they both are in love with some generic 80s dancing tv show and strive to be on it. Of course a couple days later or something, the show comes to town to hold auditions... or something. SJP's all like, "I can dance"... and HH is all like "I cant". So then everyone gets matched up with a partner, and naturally SJP gets put with Dreamy Mchunkerson and starts dancing ridiculously to what could be the cheesiest 80s music ever (so cheesy, that it makes a man-who wouldnt normally fathom using the word cheesy-say cheesy). Blah blah, they get picked, along with the cliche 'We're cocky and disgruntled for some reason' couple. So yeah, then it becomes dirty dancing... SJP's dancing with Dreamy Mchunkerson after school... theyre gettin close... theres a disapproving father involved, and in the end Everyones happy, SJP and DM win, the father is no longer disapproving, the cliche disgruntled couple get more disgruntled, and Helen Hunt becomes the new host of the dance show.... for some reason. All in all, this movie is easily the greatest piece of film ever assembled. Why it didnt win best picture is beyond me.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 27 '06 at 10:04am
ahahahaha i loved that movie
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 27 '06 at 10:05am
so then you agree with my review?
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 27 '06 at 10:07am
indubitably
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 27 '06 at 10:14am
Casino Royale - 10/10

Daniel Craig was naked in a chair. nough said
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 27 '06 at 10:15am
Hah, yeah. He certainly is a little hottie.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 8:29am
Knots 5/10

When I rented this, I was expecting a "romantic comedy with a twist", what I got was a drama with some romance thrown in. The movie didn't really have any comedic elements, and was more depressing than it was funny. I would recommend this if you are in the mood for a romantic drama with more twists than usual.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 28 '06 at 8:32am
I can't wait until I start watching movies again... I like this idea. I'm actually in the middle of The Short Films of David Lynch right now.
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 8:32am
Knots sucked!

not to mention not one person was hot in there. Normally if you watch a "romantic comedy" they at least hire hot people to be in it. Boooooo Stamos!!!!
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 8:33am
That's a pretty crazy movie, isn't it? How do you like it so far?
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 8:33am
lemonalle!!! steve will love you after that comment!

Steve ♥ David Lynch
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 8:34am
Stamos was my favorite in that movie though.

And what about Uta Kirsten? Wasn't she a little hot?
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Dec 28 '06 at 8:37am
I LIKE TO KILL DEER!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 28 '06 at 8:38am
I love David Lynch too, but for some reason I'm afraid to watch his movies... like they've got bad juju or something. This one is really good so far and not as freaky as I thought it would be. I loved The Grandmother (and that's what I've watched up to so far).
harrysally
harrysally on Dec 28 '06 at 8:51am
at the theaters here in spain last month

the illusionist- 8/10 (surprising ending)
copying beethoven 6/10 (awesome interpretation by diane krueger)
all the king's men 6/10 (better the original)
the holiday 6/10 good for xmas spirit
casino royale 7/10 (his name is craig, daniel craig)


and on dvd....lately

Arabesque 6/10
Lady in the water 7/10
Hard Candy 9/10
The Brothers Grimm 7/10
chelly
chelly on Dec 28 '06 at 9:06am
do any of you use Netflix? if yes, let me know and i'll add you and we can compare notes and further e-stalk each other.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 9:08am
I have it, but I never do reviews on it. I just rate everything.
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Dec 28 '06 at 9:10am
The Good Sheperd 10/10

Easily the greatest spy movie i have ever seen..... pay close attention to detail.. 3 hours long, but never boring... All actors play their roles extremely well.. for once i could not find a single flaw... YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE..
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Dec 28 '06 at 9:11am
Saw The Good Shepherd last night. It was fantastic! Matt Damon is amazing and has incredible self-control. Like a robot. Even Joe Pesci makes a cameo.

9/10
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 28 '06 at 9:12am
Chelly, email me your code thingy at my name at gmail.com and I'll send you mine!
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Dec 28 '06 at 9:12am
Now that is amazing - two similar reviews for the same movie at the same minute.
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Dec 28 '06 at 9:12am
canada.. robot+ Matt Damon = best damn perfermonce he has ever done..
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 9:18am
When I have more time, I'll update it with all of the reviews at the top. That might be a while though.
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Dec 28 '06 at 9:23am
He is so mature for his years. I don't think too many actors from his pack, like from Mr Ripley, Good Will Hunting, could have pulled this off - do you? He was great in The Departed too.
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Dec 28 '06 at 9:27am
Volver by Pedro Almadover (sp?)

Funny, sentimental stuff... it borders on a "chick flick" (the story mostly focuses on three generations of women in one family and men are mostly absent, and the men that do figure prominently are a-holes), but it's a great movie. Three-and-a-stars.

And there are lots of shots of Penel0pe Cruz' clevage in low-cut tops, which isn't a bad thing.
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 9:31am
God i hate Matt Damon! With his mongoloid face and flat acting. But I did enjoy him in The Departed when he got served by Marky Mark.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 9:33am
How many times are you going to bring that up Mezo?!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 9:37am
Keep it up and you won't be getting this wicked rad copy of Red Sparrowes and wicked rad mix of music and wicked rad original mezo cover art!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 9:38am
P.S. Matt Damon sucks
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 9:38am
I want some Mezo stuffs!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 28 '06 at 9:40am
I want a limited edition plush mezo doll!
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 28 '06 at 9:44am
curse of the golden flower 10
a tour de force and cinematic optical feast- a sino dynastic Hamlet
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 9:44am
Hm.....OK kirsten! I will put smething extra special in Frauenfeld's pack for you!

Tora gets nothing!
Congratulations!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 28 '06 at 9:45am
but mezo... i thought we were bffs
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 9:49am
mezo... I can put something in your package too.. but the only interesting thing could maybe be a peenie sock for your hubby? I doubt that would come in handy.

Maybe I'll just draw something...
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 9:56am
NO! BAD KIRSTEN! Why did you do that to my pupils?!

I'm giving your present to tora now. Hope you know where Frauenfeld lives!


p.s. Frauenfeld is the world's best name!
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 10:02am
NOOO! I was just trying to help! I still want Mezo stuffs!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 10:03am
Ok. I know just the thing to send!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 28 '06 at 10:04am
yay! our friendship is rekindled
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 10:07am
Oh noes. I think I'm going to get poo sent to me...
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 10:10am
Hah, I still need to draw you a picture. It will have inside Lambgoat jokes for Rob too.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 10:12am
Oh, and Frauenfeld is a German name. It is actually a small town in Switzerland. My family still has a castle there that someday I will live in, hah.
mindtrance
mindtrance on Dec 28 '06 at 10:15am
Jet Li's Fearless 6/10 - There was so much potential here.
A Scanner Darkly - 9/10 - Flippin' Sweet!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 10:16am
Yes, I have been pronouncing Frauenfeld like FRAH en FEHLD like a true Kraut. And my husband will adore Lambgoat jokes! I sure hope you put emphasis on homosexual behavior!

kirtsen ain't gettin poo- but that is a good idea!
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 10:16am
Yes, I know all of the lambgoat lingo.

SHATCREW BEATDOWN!!
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 10:21am
*rolls eyes at lambgoat*

You're gay steve!
Jewstice
Jewstice on Dec 28 '06 at 10:24am
Yeah, and when I get home, I'm going to wear my gay little weenie warmer!
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 28 '06 at 10:25am
That's nice that you admit it's "little"! HAH!
mezo
   mezo on Dec 28 '06 at 10:26am
How many times are you gonna bring up that???!!!



*masages pupils again

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