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Jewstice
Jewstice aka Steven is a 23.18 year old boy, has been a member since September 3, 2006, has scored 494 submissions, giving an average score of 1.88.
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  Sep 02 '07 by Jewstice        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I'm excited for a Uwe Boll film....?
It looks like Uwe went the "Troma route" this time around, and that makes it actually look decent. From just the trailer I can see several things that make it look worth my time:

- Troma-like violence
- Zack Ward from Titus!
- 9/11 humor
- Verne Troyer being raped by chimps
- Dave Foley's shlong




OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Sep 02 '07 at 12:53pm
i have to agree, he seems to actually have found a niche he's comfortable in here. i'll take intentionally bad offensive comedy any day over semi-unintentionally bad action horror any day.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Sep 02 '07 at 12:56pm
Exactly. I've found every single film he's released thus far to be terrible and not even worth a single viewing. I enjoyed these two trailers more than his entire filmography.
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Sep 02 '07 at 1:02pm
well, bloodrayne was actually already a huge improvement for him in my book. granted, it's irredeemably bad on every level, but dammit if it wasn't entertaining.
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Sep 02 '07 at 1:03pm
This could be good. I'll feel so dirty for watching it.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 02 '07 at 1:16pm
Seriously guys, don't fall for it. The man is incapable of making a good film.
iPear
iPear on Sep 02 '07 at 1:25pm
I don't know man, I really liked in blood rayne, when the chick basically played the same character as she did in Terminator 4. That was cool, it was like, cool, I liked that.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Sep 02 '07 at 1:38pm
I've also heard decent reviews of this. That's the only reason why I'm anticipating it at all. I wouldn't base my judgments only on the trailers.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Sep 02 '07 at 2:01pm
Although the trailer was awful, that clip was actually funny.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 02 '07 at 4:30pm
I really envy your ability to separate all the horrid hours of my life watching a few of his flicks so i wouldn't instantly dismiss him, but now that he has been written off in my mind, it will take some sort of magical spell and maybe some intense drugs to watch another one of his shitstorms without projectile vomiting.

Although you are most probably right....this looks like an imporvement. But it's not hard to go from a 0 to a 35 percent, and that still means it sucks! lol. I will try my best to give this an honest look when it comes out and someone forces me to watch it.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Sep 03 '07 at 12:35pm
Eh--I'm just worried that a lot is going to get cut for the U.S. release. I've already heard that the 9/11 beginning sequence might be cut entirely.
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