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Jewstice
Jewstice aka Steven is a 23.2 year old boy, has been a member since September 3, 2006, has scored 494 submissions, giving an average score of 1.88.
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  Jan 05 '07 by Jewstice        25 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Fuckin' David
Attention David-Whatever-Your-Last-Name-Is:

You are creepy as hell. You look like a cheap Woody Harrelson knock-off. Stop bothering me at work, and stop being so fucking weird.

Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 05 '07 at 12:49pm
I continue to stand by this blog.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jan 05 '07 at 12:50pm
stop it staffel!


i know it's you
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jan 05 '07 at 12:50pm
Do you have a stalker?
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 05 '07 at 12:54pm
No, he's just the creepiest guy ever. One day I walked into the bathroom and caught him putting GoJo Hand Cleaner all over his face.

He said he was "very dirty".
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jan 05 '07 at 12:56pm
Maybe he was!
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 05 '07 at 12:58pm
Hah, maybe...
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 05 '07 at 6:43pm
I HATE DAVID!
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 05 '07 at 6:43pm
YOU ASKED ME FOR TWEEZERS! I DIDN'T HAVE THEMS!
2 days later
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 08 '07 at 3:14pm
He didn't wish me a creepy "good morning" this morning. It was weird. I wonder if he will hold off on the "have a good night" and handshake when work is over too?
spacesick
   spacesick on Jan 08 '07 at 3:27pm
I so get it!
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 09 '07 at 5:41pm
Today he was back to saying good morning and good night. It was weird yesterday, like he was on some type of strage male period.

He also tried to be like our fuckin' kooky-ass hydraulics guy, Leonard. He's Scottish and always drunk or high on something. His favorite phrase is "Get the fuck."

Today David, said "Get to fuck."

All I could do was hang my head in shame.
summerstorm
summerstorm on Jan 09 '07 at 5:54pm
haha "Get the fuck" ....away from me? ....out of here? But doesn't he make going to work that much more interesting? Such as, I wonder what kind of weird shit is going to happen today? .....or not.
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 09 '07 at 5:55pm
I like your stories Steven. It makes me wish I was at work with you.... but not enough to actually make me come into work.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 09 '07 at 5:57pm
Leonard makes work interesting. David just creeps the hell out of me.

And its just "get the fuck." thats it.
summerstorm
summerstorm on Jan 10 '07 at 1:35am
"Get the Fuck". I laugh every time I read that. Especially when I picture a drunk Scottish guy (isn't that redundant?) wearing a kilt with oil and grease all over his face.
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 10 '07 at 2:23am
nah, he wears a jumpsuit to work that he ripped the sleeves off of to show off his teddy bear tattoo on one arm and his Scotland tattoo on the other.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 10 '07 at 8:43am
Nothing will beat the time when he said this about Dan though: "Dan is a shag bag faggot, suckin' cum up his ass".

I think that was the same day he called Jenny "The big-tittied Jennerator".
staffell
staffell on Jan 10 '07 at 8:44am
fucking david!
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 10 '07 at 9:52am
Oh, and just another fun little fact. About 5 minutes ago I told Leonard that we needed to get this one job done by next Tuesday. He replied with "Fuck that. If we get it done by then I'll bite my balls off." He then did a biting motion with his mouth as he moved his head down towards his crotch.
jackanapes
jackanapes on Jan 10 '07 at 9:56am
but, like dane cook says in one of his rare showings of ACTUAL humor . . . make sure you give him a snickers.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 10 '07 at 10:10am
Leonard is harmless. It's David and this other guy, Victor, who I'm worried about.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 10 '07 at 3:22pm
Bump for Kirsten's opinion on the matter.
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 10 '07 at 3:24pm
Agreed, Victor is creepy and I assume he's raped and tortured someone.
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 10 '07 at 3:28pm
Yeah, what do you really think happened to Audrey?

He wanted to take pictures of her one day, and the next day she's gone?

Coincidence?
6 days later
Jewstice
Jewstice on Jan 16 '07 at 6:24pm
He was out sick today. I think he was faking just to stay away from Leonard though.

Leonard was a bit confusing today. I couldn't tell if he was happy or sad that David was gone. Most likely he is happy he doesn't have to put up with David, but sad that he doesn't have a little bitch to do everything for him.
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Jewstice's gangsta rap courtesy of Jackanapes:

my name is (what?)
my name is (what?)
my name is (what?)
my name is JEWSTICE!
don't try to fuck with me, it's useless.
all you other fucking ganders will be goose-less
like that faggy dragon from narnia--
what's his name?-- EUSTICE!
i get so much tang my dick is juiceless.
but then i eat a lot of protein and it gets boostice.
my balls are never ever bluestice.
cause my name is fucking JEWSTICE (what?)
jewstice (what?)
jewstice (what?)
motherfucker it's JEWSTICE.
fuck all y'all bitches up in herez.




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