I continue to stand by this blog.

stop it staffel!





i know it's you

Do you have a stalker?

No, he's just the creepiest guy ever. One day I walked into the bathroom and caught him putting GoJo Hand Cleaner all over his face.



He said he was "very dirty".

Maybe he was!

Hah, maybe...

I HATE DAVID!

YOU ASKED ME FOR TWEEZERS! I DIDN'T HAVE THEMS!

He didn't wish me a creepy "good morning" this morning. It was weird. I wonder if he will hold off on the "have a good night" and handshake when work is over too?

I so get it!

Today he was back to saying good morning and good night. It was weird yesterday, like he was on some type of strage male period.



He also tried to be like our fuckin' kooky-ass hydraulics guy, Leonard. He's Scottish and always drunk or high on something. His favorite phrase is "Get the fuck."



Today David, said "Get to fuck."



All I could do was hang my head in shame.

haha "Get the fuck" ....away from me? ....out of here? But doesn't he make going to work that much more interesting? Such as, I wonder what kind of weird shit is going to happen today? .....or not.

I like your stories Steven. It makes me wish I was at work with you.... but not enough to actually make me come into work.

Leonard makes work interesting. David just creeps the hell out of me.



And its just "get the fuck." thats it.

"Get the Fuck". I laugh every time I read that. Especially when I picture a drunk Scottish guy (isn't that redundant?) wearing a kilt with oil and grease all over his face.

nah, he wears a jumpsuit to work that he ripped the sleeves off of to show off his teddy bear tattoo on one arm and his Scotland tattoo on the other.

Nothing will beat the time when he said this about Dan though: "Dan is a shag bag faggot, suckin' cum up his ass".



I think that was the same day he called Jenny "The big-tittied Jennerator".

fucking david!

Oh, and just another fun little fact. About 5 minutes ago I told Leonard that we needed to get this one job done by next Tuesday. He replied with "Fuck that. If we get it done by then I'll bite my balls off." He then did a biting motion with his mouth as he moved his head down towards his crotch.

but, like dane cook says in one of his rare showings of ACTUAL humor . . . make sure you give him a snickers.

Leonard is harmless. It's David and this other guy, Victor, who I'm worried about.

Bump for Kirsten's opinion on the matter.

Agreed, Victor is creepy and I assume he's raped and tortured someone.

Yeah, what do you really think happened to Audrey?



He wanted to take pictures of her one day, and the next day she's gone?



Coincidence?

He was out sick today. I think he was faking just to stay away from Leonard though.



Leonard was a bit confusing today. I couldn't tell if he was happy or sad that David was gone. Most likely he is happy he doesn't have to put up with David, but sad that he doesn't have a little bitch to do everything for him.