Liberate all mustaches from their beardly oppressors!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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XXXL shirts reach a wider audience
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Denim is in my genes.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I always poke back
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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International Coalition of Guys in Jeans
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt hides the abs of a Spartan soldier.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Dear Future: Send back Terminator to stop Google.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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"Mr. ROBO_Gorbachev, tear down this firewall!"
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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Popular things are over-rated.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Read this out loud.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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I only listen to pretentious indie-rock.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Abolish Robot Slavery
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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MAN BEGOT ROBOT, ROBOT BEGOT NANOBOT, NANOBOT BEGOT DESTRUCTION
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I could beat Bill Gates in a Nerd-Off.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Thomas Eddison turns me on.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I carry an umbrella fo' drizzle
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Nerds are the new bad boys.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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Emoticons make me :)
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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50% ROBOT, 100% AMERICAN
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I hate agreeing to legal terms
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt was made with 100% robot-picked cotton
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I thoroughly enjoy mathematics.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Shirts with state names turn me Oregon.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Pluto was kinda weak anyway.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this, a creepy dude is staring at my chest.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Honestly...WTF
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Cleverness is Stupidity's older sister.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Just mentioning Ninjas doesn't automatically make me cool.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Comic Sans Makes Baby Jesus Cry.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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I TYPE E-MAILS IN ALL CAPS.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Pirates are just terrorists with eyepatches.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Everything I know, I learned from Mortal Kombat.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Let's Play Four Square.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I don't believe me either.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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In Robots We Trust
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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