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spitesprite
spitesprite aka Elizabeth is a 33.68 year old girl, has been a member since August 31, 2006, has scored 16,068 submissions, giving an average score of 1.09, helping 110 designs get printed.
...but I, as many others have noted, don't want to buy it because I can use chopsticks.

Alas.

The little faces on the chopsticks are the best, tho'.

awkwardnerd
awkwardnerd on Sep 24 '06 at 1:16pm
its badass. sport it baby.
13 days later
ArianaTelrunya
ArianaTelrunya on Oct 08 '06 at 9:36am
i can use chopsticks but i still bought it.
TwitchesTM
TwitchesTM on Oct 08 '06 at 9:48am
if I was asian I would still buy it even though I knew how to use chopsticks, but alas, I am not asian...sigh
8 days later
Couragegirl76
Couragegirl76 on Oct 16 '06 at 5:04pm
I can't use them so i am getting it...~
goldensara
goldensara on Oct 16 '06 at 5:06pm
I cant use them either and I so want it
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All about me

My friend Handler-san suckered me into introduced me to this site in the spring semester of 2006, and here I am. Spending way too much of my money buying way too many t-shirts.

A few random facts about me
Likes:
guys with snazzy footwear; watching snow fall; good Mexican food; giving STPs to people I don't know and not telling them.

Dislikes:
poorly lit bathrooms, stepping on earthworms when they're all over the sidewalk after it rains; when my eyelashes fall out and get stuck in my eyes and stab my eyeballs; the fact that it's pronounced am-EE-cus brief instead of AM-i-cus brief.

I carry a huge keychain.
I never seem to be able to finish a cup of coffee.
I collect a lot of odd things.
I just joined a roller derby league, and I'm pretty excited about that.

STP my friends:
Handler-san
Jilly Bean

STP me:
please

Sweet GOD, please reprint:
Adorable Disaster - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
In a perfect world, I'd be able to get this in girly sizes in sage, not seafoam.
*Update: reprinted & in my cart! Woohoo!

Foxy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Just barely missed this in the summer sale...
*Update: Yay! Reprinted, and I got one!

Still Life With Van - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Just barely missed this one in the Back-to-School Sale...

Poker Hand Values - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Not only gorgeous, but also practical.
*Update, 7/23/2007: Yes! Reprinted, and in my cart. :)

Simon Says... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

French Army Knife - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Chance - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
This is the first shirt I found when first looking through the sold out designs that made both me and my husband laugh out loud.

Lions Are Smarter Than I Am - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Just... brilliant. Plus, it reminds me of my friend Jamie.
*Update, 8/20/2007: Got it! Woohoo! :)

Moby Was A Consumer - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

=rand( ) [enter] - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.

Russell! Hows yer Ma! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
So I won't have to see any more blogs begging for a reprint of this shirt.

I wear a girly XL, if any of these do get reprinted and someone out there feels like buying me a present.