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Jun 18 '08 by shopthreadless
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My 10 year old keeps asking me about this "gesture"

about Money Shot Print

What the heck do I say?!?!

He's starting to ask my friends, family, coworkers, and neighbors in public. He's even emulating this "gesture"with his little fingers and wiggling this index finger. He's been doing it in school and I've gotten two letters from his teacher.

Keep in mind he just turned 10.

HELPPPPPPPP!!!!!

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sonmi on Jun 18 '08 at 9:28am

maybe you shouldn't show him this image...

professorE on Jun 18 '08 at 9:30am

Tell him it's a golf term.

shopthreadless on Jun 18 '08 at 9:30am

too late,

and it's already up in my bathroom.....

ginetteginette on Jun 18 '08 at 5:19pm

your child is ten and still doesn't know what sex is?

iDanSimpson on Jun 18 '08 at 5:20pm

your child is ten and still doesn't know what sex is?

seriously. i had HBO when i was 8.

Puma7 on Jun 18 '08 at 5:20pm

Why in the world would you put this up around kids???

fatheed on Jun 18 '08 at 5:21pm

FAIL

ofthecoast on Jun 18 '08 at 5:21pm

tell him it's a game from malcolm in the middle.

shirtflirt on Jun 18 '08 at 5:21pm

just tell him that's where he came from

ofthecoast on Jun 18 '08 at 5:23pm

ps I agree with Fatheed.

Krakaboom on Jun 18 '08 at 5:26pm

Tell him that every time somebody does this, a puppy gets run over by a bus.

littlem on Jun 18 '08 at 5:28pm

tell him it's a golf term

"hole in one"

ISABOA on Jun 18 '08 at 5:28pm

you have moneyshot up in your latrine?

haha

thats funny

tell him it is a sign that you are old enough to vote - and that people should not make the gesture unless they are -

littlem on Jun 18 '08 at 5:29pm

he's 10, he's old enough to follow directions. tell him not to do it in school or in public or you'll start taking away his privileges

jean_warhol on Jun 18 '08 at 5:30pm

why is this hanging in your bathroom...

ginetteginette on Jun 18 '08 at 5:31pm

littem = supernanny

littlem on Jun 18 '08 at 5:33pm

superfanny!

littlem on Jun 18 '08 at 5:33pm

oh geez, that's bad in europe!

wotto on Jun 18 '08 at 5:34pm

bwhahahaha

ISABOA on Jun 18 '08 at 5:35pm

poopernanny

Yelle on Jun 18 '08 at 5:39pm

tell him the truth, or something else, but just tell him something, other wise he will feel it is something important and wont stop asking about it....

you could say it's a symbol for putting a wedding ring on a girls finger.... very romantic and adult stuff....

ofthecoast on Jun 18 '08 at 5:43pm

don't lie to kids.

You're the one who exposed him to the gesture in the first place, so you have a responsibility to tell him what it is.

That's what happens when you hang the picture in your bathroom.

Or did you not notice in your 10 years of parenting that kids tend to emulate what they see?

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '08 at 5:46pm

did you just adopt him today?

littlem on Jun 18 '08 at 5:47pm

when my kids ask about stuff like that, i usually tell them that it's a rude gesture that i'll explain to them when they get older. i also tell them not to do it in public because it is not appropriate. i hope they listen.

fatheed on Jun 18 '08 at 5:54pm

lol @ Torafrank

ISABOA on Jun 18 '08 at 5:54pm

I tell my kids to shaddup

that is my parenting method

Phiffer on Jun 18 '08 at 6:00pm

iDanSimpson on Jun 18 '08 at 5:20pm

your child is ten and still doesn't know what sex is?

seriously. i had HBO when i was 8.

Phiffer on Jun 18 '08 at 6:00pm

lol @ fatheed loling at torafrank

Yelle on Jun 18 '08 at 6:02pm

I am only 23, and have no kids, so I'm certainly not be the best person to advice you about that.

But telling a kid something is rude or inappropriate, might make it even more interesting or funny for him to use. or am I totally wrong.

ginetteginette on Jun 18 '08 at 6:09pm

i think the same way yelle, and also, if he's doing this all over the place i am extremely surprised one of his friends hasn't explained it to him yet. maybe he already knows what it means and is just putting you on

because it's fun

TheArtRobot on Jun 18 '08 at 6:09pm

Just tell him it's that riddle/joke where you say "I bet you can't poke your head through a hole this small" and then you make the pointer finger with your other hand and "poke" yourself in the head through the hole...

The joke is funnier if you use a giant dildo instead of a pointer finger.

Yelle on Jun 18 '08 at 6:17pm

hahahah good idea I'll write it down for when I'll have kids :D

Thanks Dr Phill !!!

tofurky on Jun 18 '08 at 6:28pm

Tell him...

SEX!

littlem on Jun 18 '08 at 11:40pm

Yelle on Jun 18 '08 at 6:02pm

I am only 23, and have no kids, so I'm certainly not be the best person to advice you about that.

But telling a kid something is rude or inappropriate, might make it even more interesting or funny for him to use. or am I totally wrong.

haha i guess it's all in the delivery. i'm lucky i have pretty great kids, so far. you may think i'm biased, but, if you spent time with them, you'd believe me. :p

Yelle on Jun 19 '08 at 7:40am

I believe you littlem ! I was this kind of kid ( a true angel ;-)

My mom almost never punished me for anything and nothing was really forbidden to me, but I was just to scared to disappoint her to do anything bad.

V1ctorya on Jun 19 '08 at 7:56am

Practice here - tell me what it means.

seriously, if it's in the open kids are a gonna ask, or AX as my annoying co-worker says.

bafocomics on Jun 19 '08 at 8:15am

tell the truth, don�t lie to kids.

Tell him that this means a finger in the pooper.

He is 10, he should be working by now.

littlem on Jun 19 '08 at 9:17am

oh Yelle, you were a good kid? and now??

*cracks whip.

hahahah

maija on Jun 19 '08 at 9:27am

What Fatheed said.

This situation could only be more full of fail if you walked around the house all day saying "fuck" every other word and then got all freaked out because your kid was saying it and asking what it meant at school.

And I agree with ofthecoast, the only way to deal with this is to be straight up with him and use this as your lead in for The Talk. He's ten. He's going to find out what this means from his buddies and then he's going to be wondering why sticking his peener in a girl's hole is so cool that mommy would put a poster about it on the bathroom wall.

maija on Jun 19 '08 at 9:29am

Of course, then you're going to have to explain why it's okay for you to have a gigantic colourful poster about it on the bathroom wall, but he can't go around making this gesture in the school yard.

Good luck!

And make notes about what you say, because you're going to have to share them with the parents of all his pals who come over and use your bathroom.

Yelle on Jun 20 '08 at 5:02pm

Haha now, still good, but not a kid anymore (most of the time)... :D

And shopthreadless ! did you tell him ???

Audiovore on Jun 20 '08 at 5:10pm

He's ten and doesn't know what it means?! Come on I learned the whole this is wrong, this is right, and this is fun to watch in kindergarten. If you don't know the limerick video is the best I could find as an explanation.

shopthreadless on Jun 21 '08 at 10:23am

thanks for all the suggestions, but im still uneasy about this

8 days later

letsmakeart on Jun 30 '08 at 3:30am

stupid parents = stupid kids?

Not necessarily now but in future.

Take it down if it's such a problem nimrod. It's not fucking rocket science.

10 days later

softrocker on Jul 10 '08 at 6:40pm

does it literally mean a finger in the pooper?? i thought it was just run-o-the-mill, penis in the vagina sex. now i realize that you're going to have to tell your 10-year old that grown-ups are still debating the exact meaning of the gesture, but here are some cool possibilities... blah blah blah... maybe even encourage him to come up with his own interpretation! fun!

3 days later