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The Fly Savior
aka Michael McCollum is a 19.63 year old boy, has been a member since August 28, 2006, has scored 11517 submissions, giving an average score of 2.66.
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Dance like nobody's watching... Then apologize to those who were
of 52 votes, 42% like it
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I'm only awesome on days that end with "Y."
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Quit yo' jibba-jabba.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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One out of four fundred millionbajillion people exaggerate.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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I'm the epitome of pseudomasculinity.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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You must be epistemophobic... you'll have to Google that one.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Does the sky look too close, or is it just my claustrophobia?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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This is what I look like.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Being a non-conformist is so conformable.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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If I do a jig in the middle of our conversation, just ignore it.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Mind if I do a jig?
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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If it weren't for these words, this shirt would be blank.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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I look up to tall people.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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Popeye got ecoli.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not sure if I'm Agnostic.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Don't forget to bring a handicapped friend to amusement parks!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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It's OK, I don't really like this shirt either.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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"D" is for "lysdexia!"
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Remember when Nickelodeon was good?
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<(^_^)> <(^_^<) ^(^_^)^ (>^_^)> <(^_^)>, and repeat.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Animals On A Vehicle
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Bangerang.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Bring back the semicolon;
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Chiefs are not chefs.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Destroy all Moochers.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Down with MySpace.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Everyone needs a type tee.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Get'cha head in the game.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Give me liberty or give me a sandwich!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Grammar Nazi.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I can nuke a mean corn dog.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I can ride a 2-wheeled unicycle.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I nly ay he nds f rds.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I'm in love with liquid paper.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm psychic, I can see the past.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the epitome pseudomasculinity.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the ruler of the Possum Kingdom.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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It must be the Robitussin kickin' in.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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My unicycle has two wheels.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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My zombie lover likes me for my mind.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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No puedes leer esto si no hablas espaņol.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Non-Asians can be good at DDR too...
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Pancake batter.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Pizza belongs in a triangle.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Shoes are over-rated.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Stay in shape... pear-shape.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Wearing your sunglasses at night would be just foolish.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Whatever... Yeah... Right... OK... Fine... Sure... Yeah... Ok
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Why aren't Pluto and Goofy treated equally?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/348031/The_Fly_Savior
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I can juggle. I like to juggle. I can fly, I can fight, I can crow. I'm not much of a confrontation kind of person. I hate conflict. I used to be smart, but then school got harder. I've never broken a bone, nor have I been stung by a bee. I guess that means I'm not very adventurous. I'm not as interesting as some people think I am. Nor am I as funny as people think I am.
That's all.
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