because sex with boys shorter than you is a no no
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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you blew my freakin freakin
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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yeah, yeah, good, yeah, good...
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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buttons
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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volcanic
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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try not to think about polar bears
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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you dropped something...
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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when you think of me... smile
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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a man. a plan. a canal. panama
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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was it a car or a cat i saw [now try it backwards]
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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me and I are not interchangable pronouns
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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this t-shirt was brought to you be the letter T
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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sleep study work sleep study work drink sleep sleep sleep
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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may the best of your past be the worst of your future...
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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crisps and chips are not the same thing
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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alarm clocks are the messengers of all things evil
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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the t-shirt of DOOM!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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marshmallows are little pieces of heaven
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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foolish thoughts
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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cause + effect
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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the aim of therapy is to change the way people think
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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go on. eat an orange. you know you want to.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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heart ------->
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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salutations and good tidings
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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people do what they do because they know what they know
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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we will find solace in a land of missing pens and odd socks
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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i wish i could fly a paper aeroplane in an ideal world
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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two wrongs don't equal a right, but three rights equal a left
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Can I get you something to drink? Coffee, or maybe a juice?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... GOOSE
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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life's like pubic hair on toilet seats 1 day you'll be pissed off
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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roses are red, violets are blue, i'm a schizophrenic and so am I
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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dyslexic untie
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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gelatin is made from animals you gummy bear eating vegetarians
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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axolotls need love too
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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we live as we dream... alone
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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fish is not a vegetable
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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friends don't let friends buy hard candy
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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