A centipede is an ant made to Canadian specs.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... You Know, Night.
of 102 votes, 31% like it
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Air is water with holes in it
of 66 votes, 30% like it
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Anatomy for Dummies.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself!"
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Biology Ox
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Biology Rocks
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Biology Rocks More
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
of 66 votes, 39% like it
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Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Death isn't the handicap it used to be
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Don't pretend you didn't hear me.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Down with Catagorical Imperatives
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Drink triple; See double; Act single
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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Every 3 seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminist in Canada.
of 93 votes, 27% like it
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Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. HUH!
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Four out of Five Dentists Recommend The Other One
of 93 votes, 30% like it
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He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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How do I feel this good sober?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Hung like Mussolini
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I am at one with my duality.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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I can kill you with 2 fingers.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I can’t help that I like to party, it’s genetic.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I have the heart of a child. It's in a jar on my desk.
of 105 votes, 45% like it
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I just had Deja-Vu. I just had Deja-Vu.
of 68 votes, 35% like it
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I love my country bumpkin!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I used to weigh 400 lbs
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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I want to verb your noun.
of 60 votes, 42% like it
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I'll be shirts. You can be skins.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a... uhh
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm from the future and I'm here to save your life.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I'm The Exception that proves the Rule.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I'm With Gorgeous ^
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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In the absence of intelligence, substitute humanity
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Indescriminate study bloats the mind
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Just 2 drinks and I become: Patsy the Wonderbat!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Leotards are for Reotards
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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My lazer is set to roast
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Never date outside your species.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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No one knows I'm gay.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
of 90 votes, 36% like it
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Oui, je suis.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Perforation is a rip-off.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Physics is my Religion
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Please Feel Free to Dance
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Pwning Since 1337
of 104 votes, 32% like it
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Quote me if I'm wrong.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
of 94 votes, 46% like it
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Romulans are the French Poodles of the galaxy.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Satan wears Spandex
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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So many dynamos. The palindromic pig.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Spandex is a priviledge, not a right.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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Take a ride on the Disorient Express
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Tamarian nightmares: Kirk and Spock at McDonalds
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Tengo amigos en Barcelona
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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That was Zen, this is Tao.
of 66 votes, 35% like it
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The more you say, the less I hear.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The school called. Everyone hates you.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The Worst Thing About Censorship Is .
of 103 votes, 30% like it
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Vegetarian lesbians eat Pussy Willow.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Werewolves do it in packs.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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When I grow up, I want to be a raging homosexual.
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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You Bet I Gamble!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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