Now Hiring Trainees: Experience Required.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Just let it happen.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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Put your hand down...I'm sure you're wrong.
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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Talk elvish to me.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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I want patience, and I want it now!
of 72 votes, 40% like it
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I crack myself up.
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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I am the Pillsbury Dough Bitch. Poke me, I dare you.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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I accomplished what I did.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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This ain't no damn Antiques Roadshow!
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Ugh, where are my beer goggles when I need them?
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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I hope my boobs look nice in this.
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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To gain world peace, we have been breaking the world in pieces.
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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i'll bite your legs off!
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Im tired of these Motherfuckin parodies of my Mother fuckin movie
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a tree! Tree falling.
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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I would say Bless You when you sneeze but i am an Atheist. Jerk.
of 69 votes, 26% like it
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I am Pro Abortion, Anti Choice.
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Alien from the Lagoon of Undead Gorillas A + says B Movie Review
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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Where are my 30 pieces of silver?
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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I know something you don't. Jesus...was a JEW!
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Myspace: A place for date rape.
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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I'm fuzzy. Stroke me.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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My girlfriend's name is Rosy. Rosy Palmer.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Up here, asshat.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Nice hat. Wanna go back to my place?
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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WAX. Wives against XBOX.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
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Warning: Laughing your ass off can cause serious health issues
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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"...If I only had a brain." -Dubya
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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oh balls.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Chuck Norris Damnit! and God Damnit! are basically the same thing
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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I'm gonna rock this shirt, rock it inside out.
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Silly Muslims, pork is for Christians!
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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PWNAGE: If you know what this means, you are a nerd.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Who Wants Some....cake?
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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