Well where do i begin...not that i like to brag but in my spare time i gave birth to jesus, killed the dinosaurs, invented the wheel and replaced all the cheese on the moon with rocks (not necessarily in that order). some people say i lie and make up stupid things, well all ive got to say to that is raspberry flavoured seahorses! When im not doing things to benefit the human race, i study, read, watch films and dream of thora birch