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icebar
aka is a 21.96 year old girl, has been a member since August 23, 2006, has scored 827 submissions, giving an average score of 4.52, helping 73 designs get printed.
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No, of course this isn't sarcasm, why ever would you think that?
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Don't be so repepetitive.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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"Always get credit for what you say." -Anonymous
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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Arteries will always have a place in my heart.
of 33 votes, 61% like it
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Your getting you're grammar all wrong!
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Giving 110% is overrated.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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I want to be a kid when I grow up.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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Earthquakes are all the earth's fault.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I find myself drawn to artists.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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I wonder if I wonder too much.
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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Honk if you happen to be a goose.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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I have never seen a quick brown fox anywhere near a lazy dog.
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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An apple a day keeps people who hate apples away.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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I'm self-unemployed.
of 52 votes, 38% like it
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I always forget that I have a good memory.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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Mathematicians think triangles are acute.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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Damn all silent letters!
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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If you don't finish your thought, nobody will know what you're
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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Note To Self: Stop writing notes to yourself.
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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I hate liking oxymorons.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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Well, Santa believes in himself, and that's all he needs.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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I'm 150% sure i don't understand percentages.
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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Ellipses are suspenseful and...
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Ellipses leave you on the edge of your...
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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Who votes for the voting system?
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Join the Non-Conformity Club!
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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Math is a piece of pi.
of 61 votes, 34% like it
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Why on earth would I ask a rhetorical question?
of 70 votes, 50% like it
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This slogan is self-centered.
of 65 votes, 35% like it
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And then the person wearing the shirt spoke in 3rd person.
of 70 votes, 39% like it
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Has anyone seen my train of thought?
of 71 votes, 34% like it
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I need to get this off my chest.
of 71 votes, 48% like it
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Interjection! Pronoun, conjunction adjective noun, adverb verb.
of 80 votes, 44% like it
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Don't fret; I play the guitar.
of 97 votes, 35% like it
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French food is crêppy.
of 121 votes, 40% like it
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Eye contact is always good, unless you're a laser-shooting robot.
of 115 votes, 44% like it
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"Quotes make you sound more believable".
of 120 votes, 39% like it
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Exclamation points make everything seem better than it is!
of 132 votes, 43% like it
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vwls r nt ncssry
of 139 votes, 35% like it
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Unfinished sentences make me so
of 135 votes, 39% like it
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Congrats! You're the 100th reader of my shirt! You get nothing.
of 146 votes, 35% like it
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I feel incompl
of 160 votes, 37% like it
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Inchworms agree: The metric system sucks.
of 162 votes, 52% like it
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I, pause; for -- dramatic... effect.
of 152 votes, 34% like it
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Rising and shining is the sun's job, not mine.
of 145 votes, 47% like it
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Join the war against morning people.
of 133 votes, 31% like it
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Ask not what your country can do for you; the answer is nothing.
of 133 votes, 34% like it
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Just for the record, I think CDs are too small.
of 139 votes, 31% like it
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Artists are so sketchy.
of 142 votes, 49% like it
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This Just In: Celery Stalks.
of 130 votes, 32% like it
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Noah got all his animals into anarchy.
of 137 votes, 28% like it
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Trees don't like square roots.
of 140 votes, 34% like it
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Family is relative.
of 132 votes, 27% like it
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French cuisine gives me the crêpes.
of 135 votes, 35% like it
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You have completely derailed my train of thought.
of 132 votes, 33% like it
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We'll photoshop the town red!
of 154 votes, 44% like it
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65% Water, 45% Bad At Math.
of 156 votes, 44% like it
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Tea is the land of milk and honey.
of 150 votes, 23% like it
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6 AM Homework Club
of 148 votes, 27% like it
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Women's private issues are not to be talked about. Period.
of 160 votes, 38% like it
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Stop posing. I don't have a camera.
of 156 votes, 32% like it
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Don’t judge a book by its cover… check for pictures first!
of 155 votes, 35% like it
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What do doctors have against apples?
of 159 votes, 38% like it
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When in Rome, do as the Americans do.
of 150 votes, 30% like it
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Money is the root of all evil, but we planted the seed.
of 159 votes, 27% like it
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't take showers.
of 166 votes, 42% like it
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sally's seashore seashell sale is closed: sally has a lisp.
of 157 votes, 32% like it
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The 21st century was way better in Back to the Future.
of 221 votes, 58% like it
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Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end.
of 230 votes, 53% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Always make sure you get credit for what you say." -An
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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(parentheses are invisibilty cloaks for words)
of 117 votes, 29% like it
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80's is written as possessive because they own me.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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9 out of 10 people find statistics annoying.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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A little bird told me this is a stupid idiom.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Alliterations are annoying!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Art class put my life on the line.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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At least I didn't fail at being a failure.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Be nice... this shirt just came out of the closet.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Beat fists here for Tarzan yell.
of 117 votes, 28% like it
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Because... it's a Beatles song.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Blood will always have a place in my heart.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Ceci n'est pas le français.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Cervical surgery is a no-brainer.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Church music upsets my internal organs.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Confuse Confused Confusers. Confusing?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Confusius confuciuses me.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Death has grave consequences.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Dieting is a piece of cake.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Do not take candy from me if I offer it.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Do you ever have déja vu? Do you ever have déja vu?
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Don't make fun of people, you dunce.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Electric Slide Champion of the Playground
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Ellipses are mysterious and...
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Even boomerangs don't come back to me.
of 127 votes, 31% like it
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Excuse me, but you're standing in my line of sight.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Excuse me, you're standing in my line of vision.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Fighting evil, one slogan shirt at a time.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Getting arrested is hands-up terrible.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Go out on a limb: save our trees.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Hamburgers: you eat them when on a roll.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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He was kidding! How could a little beetle be bigger than God??
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Hip Hop: Music Genre, or Guidance for Newly Accepted Kangaroos?
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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History repeats. (on back:)History repeats.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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History repeats. History repeats.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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Honk if you're a goose.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am never, ever, ever redundant.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I am to analogies as dogs are to cats.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I came, I saw, I decided I needed glasses.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I can has better grammar?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I dig gardens.
of 96 votes, 27% like it
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I don't conform either!
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I don't just wave, I new wave.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I don't like........................awkward pauses.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I feel incomplet.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I hate sentences.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I hate unfinished
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I knead to eat bread.
of 79 votes, 24% like it
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I play the rubber bands.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I swear I'll never curse again.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I tangle your headphone cords when you're not looking.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I use grammar good.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I'm just doing some quiet reflection. (in mirror image)
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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If you threaten me one more time, I'm going to punch you.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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In case of fire: stop, rock and roll.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Invisible lolcat.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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It's as easy as 1 3 2
of 134 votes, 25% like it
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Italian mathematicians think triangles are acute.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Italian was never my forte...
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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KFAD FOR LYFE
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Kiss me, I have a shirt that says kiss me.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Music has a lot of cymbalism.
of 87 votes, 26% like it
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Music is cymbalic.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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My ant likes the beetles.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My guitar was here a minute ago, I swear!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Never underestimate a jar of candy.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Next time you go on a lollercoaster, i hope you throw up.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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No, I donut think about food all the time. Why?
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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No, the question is whether God believes in Me.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Noun verb adverb adjective.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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OMG I H8 internet slang.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Oxymorons are clearly confusing.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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People who make fake snowflakes should cut it out.
of 113 votes, 25% like it
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People who make paper snowflakes should cut it out.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Please come closer so I can record your every word.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Please speak louder, I'm recording you.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Radios are siriusly going out of style.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Some people need to stop talking in the third person.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Sorry, come back tomorrow for a better shirt!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Sorry, I can't. I'm procrastinating.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Sorry, I don't just beat box for anyone.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sorry, originality's been done before.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Supposebly I can't spell...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Television is not even remotely interesting these days.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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That wasn't my stomach making a noise, that was my shirt.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for womankind.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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The glass is half full... of poison.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The good music stopped when I was born.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The periodic table of elements is ironic.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The phone called--it wants its joke back.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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The uh 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious moonshine.
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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There's no raisin to get all fruity.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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This isn't not a non-T-shirt about not being unclear.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt only lights up for special people.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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This T-shirt helps me express my right to bare arms.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Unfinished sentences are stupid as
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Unoriginality in four steps: Ctrl + C Ctrl + V
of 130 votes, 26% like it
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Verbs are intense.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Washington, District of Crap
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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What a stupid oxymoron!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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What happens when a firefighter gets fired?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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When I'm cloned, I will be beside myself with happiness.
of 64 votes, 33% like it
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Whom are you to say I have bad grammar?
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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WHY ARE CAPITAL LETTERS ALWAYS SO ANGRY???
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Win a million dollars!!! Directions: Give me a million dollars.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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y is algebra so xtremely boring?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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You all think I'm paranoid, but I'm not!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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You must be going crazy. There is no text on this shirt.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Your spelling you're words wrong again.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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