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thecarf
thecarf aka Chris is a 34.16 year old boy, has been a member since August 23, 2006, has scored 194 submissions, giving an average score of 3.18.
Why you hotdogs all in my grill?
of 23 votes, 48% like it
THE FUTURE (coming soon)
of 46 votes, 80% like it
#1 Rule of Thumb: Oppose the Fingers.
of 52 votes, 67% like it
There's plenty of fish in the supermarket.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
If you're not part of the cure, you're probably not a doctor.
of 45 votes, 69% like it
Sequels: when original movies just won't do.
of 40 votes, 65% like it
Roses are red. Violets are erroneously categorized.
of 46 votes, 70% like it
The problem with your music wasn't the volume.
of 51 votes, 71% like it
A friend in need is a friend who can't lend you money.
of 45 votes, 56% like it
Weather: It's over my head.
of 38 votes, 61% like it
Your guess is never as good as mine.
of 39 votes, 72% like it
apathetics of the world... whatever.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
In the future, you'll be much older.
of 40 votes, 63% like it
Nice Ascot.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
Chocolate Lab: Great Dog! Misleading Name.
of 34 votes, 62% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(on a blue t-shirt) This is my blue material.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
blatant attempt to cover my chest
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Cockapoo: Too much of a good thing.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
Coffee - Not my cup of tea.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Fresh Fish: It's off the hook.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Gravity: It's keeping you down.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Let's agree to disagree about agreeing.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Magazines have issues.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Monkey can't buy you happiness.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
Nice Guy: Ready to listen; too good to date. See also - Friend
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Personal Space Invaders
of 21 votes, 29% like it
Photographers are always out of the picture.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
Psychokinetics ruin dinner by overthinking it.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Put your monkey where your mouth is.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Sharks Bite.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Snakes don't have a leg to stand on.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
The Amish really know how to Raise the Roof.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Thinking: It's all in your head.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Thor doesn't like it when you steal his thunder.
of 22 votes, 50% like it
Today: Yesterday's Tomorrow.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
Visit Turkey! (say hi to Chicken when you're there.)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Who's Hungary?
of 18 votes, 33% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
Actor/Singer/Comic - New York City