Let's switch shirts. Now switch back. Saw you topless.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Let's trade shirts, then trade with someone else. Keep it going!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not sure if this really long slogan is going to fit on this s
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Want to trade shirts? Yours is cooler.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This keeps me warm in the winter... when I'm inside.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Does this t-shirt make me look normal?
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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You're weird... and that's why I like you.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Can I interest you in a sarcastic remark, or rude comment?
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Hey.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Ancient astronomers. The first ones to ask "what's up?"
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not a pushover! ...Unless you want me to be.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Let's bet. If I can guess your PIN number, I get your ATM card.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I flew here.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I bend space and time periodically... thought you should know.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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T-shirts are parasites... but cooler.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Push here ...That's my nipple.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Searching for subject. Target acquired. Bonding to abdomen.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hey! If you can read me, I was stolen, call for help.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Lost in time. Please help me find my time machine.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I hate to eat and run... it makes me sick.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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.left to right Read
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not trustworthy...trust me.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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World of Warthog: the most addicting pig simulator ever.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Myspaceship: a place for astronauts.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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It's cool, I'm on the list.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Is it hot, or is it just that giant hole in the ozone?
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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olive juice.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Potential Somebody.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Watch Out! A T-Rex!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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(Ma)(th)+(Su+c/k) x s = who cares...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ugh, I'm tired/hungry/lonely/cold/bored/hot/itchy/whiny.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Geez, I hate people who bitch...
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Apocalypse Now or Later?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Don't listen to them.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Please don't stab me. Thank you.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Get Some.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Illuminaughty.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Just let go...unless you're climbing something.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Follow me. You'll enjoy yourself.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Don't bother me, I'm reading.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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If I said I played guitar, would that make me hotter?
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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My God, she won't shut up.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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My dinner's in the microwave.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Don't fucking tickle me.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Ok everyone, it's cool. I'm here.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I'm rubber, and you're glue...ah hell, you're right.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Build immunities. Eat stuff off the floor.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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So there I was...
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Guitars are cool, drums are cool, but keyboards are cooler.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Pizza is always edible.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Yes, I walk the walk.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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An awkward morning is better than a boring night.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Chances are, I like you, but I'm shy...
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Remove shirt before washing.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I saved the world. No biggie.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I've saved the world like 4 or 5 times, and nobody even knew.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Go ahead. Ask me how I got blood on this shirt.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I went to space once. It was alright.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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How do you get this thing off!?!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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(Clever t-shirt slogan)
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I'm in the Illuminati. Ssssh.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Where's my t-shirt? Oh, here it is.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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T-Shirt. Doubles as napkin.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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porNO!
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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"This is the worst use of quotation marks ever."
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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