Again, Slogan T-shirts are really stupid. I know I know, Ive submitted slogans...but they're not, stupid. They arent "Your mother" jokes or some lame form of a pickup line, or one word, or just irrelevant shit.

I mean Threadless, is supposed to be a crative outlet for people not a place to publicise your stupidity and ignorance and immaturity.

First off im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of all of the cliche designs of fuckin casset tapes, anything with a fuckin splatter, a mother fuckin gun, robots , emo/hxc/scenester shit, anything with that connotation.

I want something original, something smart, somthing stirking, something thats worth explaining when somone asks me what my t-shirt is, and what it means.

Im not ragging on every t-shirt on threadless, obviously, because if I was that disgruntle about the t-shirts on here I wouldnt still be appart of the community, or buy t-shirts from here, or even bother to go off on a tanget like this.

And Im well aware I havent submitted any designs, I think its important to think about it, the colors the image, the format, placement and meaning, maybe some subtle humor, or whatever before I go pushing crappy designs out on the internet.

but whatever, I think thats all I have to say...

ok, so Ive read alot of slogans tonight, and this one came to mind when I was trying to think of a design for half sleves, and well, This is the LEAST and I mean LEAST, unintelligent slogan ive heard all day

Im sick of the shitty dumb one liners, that well arent funny, or ironic or clever, remotly interesting or good. personaly Im pretty anti slogan t-shirts, because I never think there is any need to wear your stupidity on your sleve, Im sure youd be better off having a good conversation with someone about your politics, ideals and opinions, then having them see your lame text t-shirt and decided to not talk to you.

but anyways ...its not just because I thought of it, but well one, it has an imperialist messege about our countrys 'politics' and actions, and I think its important to spread the word.

I dont think people know enough about it, most people might just be anti war all together, jumping on the bandwagon, or are just completely ignorant to the whole matter. who knows!

But either way, Imperialist America + McProfit = good slogan.....

the only problem is im not sure if someones said it before?

" My friend Dawaine was standing there, raises his right hand swearing to help prevent forest fires, we got away from the bear and he put his arm around my shoulders and said, mitchell smokey is way more intense in person, hes an asshole "

Mitch Hedberg jokes, are approprate for everyday life, .....because thats what he jokes about...and most every other, all comedians...? haha

But, that joke is what i thought of when I saw this.

comedy hero, shops where I do, how validating!