You're the third person to notice my shirt today.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Potent Potables for $200, Alex.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'll take 'Potent Potables' for $200, Alex
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I'm your Secret Santa. What do you want for Christmas?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Printed with CHOCOLATE INK! Want a lick?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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The only problem with flap meat is the name.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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This is that new t-shirt I was telling you about.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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You are the fourteenth person to notice my shirt today.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Of my three blue t-shirts, I wear this one the most.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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What did you expect? Wicker?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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How old am I? Cut me in half and count the rings!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I never metaphor I didn't like.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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If this shirt is witty enough, will you like me more?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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If words were chocolate, you'd be ALL over me, right now.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Describing something / in seventeen syllables / is very diffic
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. What an enormous fish!!!
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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98.5% Chimpanzee DNA, 1.5% alcohol
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Waving, not drowning...
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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98.5% Chimp, 1.5% alcohol.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Yes, that's a banana in my pocket, but I AM glad to see you!
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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Humans use only 10% of their iPod storage capacity.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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I am more interesting on MySpace.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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A million monkeys typing for a million days came up with this.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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You are in my extended network!
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Look at that, Harold... A talking T-SHIRT!!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Tom is my friend, and he says you're in my extended network.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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There is no 'u' in 'team'... Clear your desk by lunchtime.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Release your inner penguin.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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There is no 'i' in 'cyclops'.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Smile. (Repeat if necessary)
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I know my rights.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Me 2.0
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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The Cult of ME starts with a single follower.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Mutual Toleration Society
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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70% H2O, 30% Humany Goodness!
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I’m in your extended network.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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You’re in my extended network.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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They were out of red carnations. Do you recognize me now?
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Tee shirt 2.0
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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75% water, 25% humany goodness!
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Say what you will.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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You’re a cast member in my waking dream.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I’m only here for the cookies. There ARE cookies, aren’t there?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Less sober than I appear...
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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70% water, 30% Humany goodness!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Warning: No user-serviceable parts inside
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Originality crisis
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I'm mentally overdressing you.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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If I <3, does that make me 1? or 2?
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a sweet little cupcake. Baked by the Devil.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Warning: passenger carries no cash.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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There's a fine line between caring and creepy.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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