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mooserun777
aka Amber is a 24.05 year old girl, has been a member since August 21, 2006, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00.
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Good thing happy meals aren't called sad meals!!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I am working on making my life a musical, help the cause and sing
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Love is for the birds.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You touch my cookie and you die!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You ate my cookie, and now you must die!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Early Morning + Me + Big Words = Really Confused
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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big words + me = confused
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Please do not use big words around me early in the morning!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Give me food... yum yum yum!!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Love me like you have never loved anyone before!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Why yes, food is good and I could go for some now!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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When it rains will you hold my hand?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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There is nothing better than your love!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Come and dance with me
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Dance to your own beat, even if your own beat is alittle strange.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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If you give me a cookie I will be good!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I live in my own world
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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You're my biggest hero. No not you, the person behind you.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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No, I didn't eat the last cookie....
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Man's best friend is not a dog, it's really food.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Ninja penguins will take over the world.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I'm running away from the chickens
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Use less napkins and save a tree.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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If you leave me alone then I won't do the same thing back.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Why can't I swim in the ocean with the fish?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Who thought who was stupid?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Love: lets change the subject...
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I can not lie, I'm not that crazy about you.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Movies are my one true love!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I want to swim like the fish in the sea
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I heart hippos
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I have a fallen star in my pocket
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Hello there!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Why do you suck at life?
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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You ate my cookie and now I have a sad face.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Why do I "park" on a "drive way?"
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Follow your heart, and run after your cart.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Dance like you know what you are doing... even though you don't.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I kicked the man off the moon so I could have all the cheese!
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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What if the moon really was made out of cheese?
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Walk away from me and my awesome shirt
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Give me a cookie now and I will let you live!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I walk just like humans here on Earth
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Feed me a cookie and everything will be ok!
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Yes, I would like a cookie. Thank you!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I have a pooping penguin named Pete
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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It's ok to feed me a cookie
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I love my spork
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Do you like what you read?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a shinning star... what are you?
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Will you be my friend??
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I thought you looked hot when you were over there
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Don't have a sad face... eat some chicken!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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When I wear this shirt it makes me happy!!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a moose and I'm on the loose
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I'm your present... don't you like me?
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I know something that you will never know
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I told you to stop reading my shirt!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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You broke my heart so I decided to break you!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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The cheese does NOT stand alone!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I wear this shirt so you will take me to the movies!
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Watch out..... I'm right behind you!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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When it rains, I'm happy!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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When I'm smiling at you, it means I'm not listening to you.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I can count to ten.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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My dog might have taken a pee on this shirt.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Take me to the movies.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Tie my shoe!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I stole your slogan, so ha!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I don't want what everyone else has!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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YAY, for the potty!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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When you smoke your killing me too!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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oh me oh my, I would like some pie!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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One cookie for you, and five cookies for me!!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Free cookie, just for you!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Speak other launages to telemarketers.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Watch out so that you don't get SPORKED!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I got this shirt from threadless.com, so that I wouldn't be nude!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Peace, Love, and Pickels
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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But if they called them "sad meals" kids wouldn't like them!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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99.99%
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I don't have road rage, I just don't like people!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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You told me you loved me, and now I must kill you!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Then what fun is it if I can't hurt you?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Bottle Caps
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Wait a minute..... I'm not dumb!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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If I look stupid you would tell me, right?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I don't want to be just like you.... ewww!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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My shirt says, poop!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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You can't see me when I wear this shirt!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Stop looking at me in my shirt!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I found a new shirt on your floor.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Would you like to shampoo my crotch?
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I don't always forget what I'm saying. I just.....
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Don't let the world hate you. You should hate the world!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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The days are way to long.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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insert slogan here,______________.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Life is like the ballon and dart game, you never win much.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My house is made of sticks. What do you make your house out of?
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I can play air guitar better then you!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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My own world is made of cheese!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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My t-shirt says, I'm smart and your dumb.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Come Alive!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I can see through you!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Free your mind... of stupid people!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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In my own little world....
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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My t-shirt says, it's time to eat!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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In my own little world, I own you!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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You broke the glass, you get the bad luck.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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If you take my picture, you take my soul.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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My t-shirt says that your dumb.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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What is the greatest tool ever made? The spork!
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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cars go, VRUMMMMM!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Do not spit into the wind!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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In my own little world, you aren't here.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Fishy!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I laught because I think you look funny
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I saw a snake on a plane
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I rock in my own little world!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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clap on.... clap off
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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CHEESEWHEEL
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My only weakness... cheese.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not talking to myself again!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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The spork: a great tool!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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... and really bad eggs!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirates life for me
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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What about the cheese?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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If they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't like them.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Holy rusted metal batman!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Get the mushroom before it falls off the edge!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is for you
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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My big toe is way better than your big toe!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Life is like a box of rocks, you never know how dumb you will be.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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So kiss me goodbye....
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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The Moose Is On The Loose
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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what do you mean, my mom?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Wait! You mean to tell me there are snakes on this plane?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Why, oh why, does it have to be Monday?
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I was on a plane with snakes
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Where are you looking at? My head is up here, thank you.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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paper... rock... what comes next?
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Are there snakes on this plane?
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Is that Elvis over there?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
... and what are you looking at?
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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... and why are you here standing in front of me?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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10/31/2006
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Bowling rocks my world!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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boyfriends+ girlfriends= hard work
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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But you told me that you loved me!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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chicken nuggets taste so good to me
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Come on and dance with me!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Did you see who stole my cookie??
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Dirty Hippo
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Don't be sad or mad, be rad!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Don't lick frozen polls!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Don't pay attention to what the sign says... feed me!!!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Don't read my shirt any closer or I will have to punch you
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Don't run away from me! I won't bit!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Evil Banana
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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falling stars
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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FOOD... I want food!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Grab your ankels and kiss you butt goodbye!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Hand over the cookie and no one will get hurt!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Hey, I thought that Elivs left the builden.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Hippos fart out of their mouths
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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I am not a chicken!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I ate the last cookie and it was good!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I have a rubber band ball the size of my head.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I lost my marbles, can you help me find them
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I payed an arm, a leg, and half an organ for this.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I play video games alot!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I smashed a spider on the wall.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't like them.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I think you owe me money... you should take me to the movies!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I thought you were cool till you went and did something stupid!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I want to live in the clouds
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I went to the future for my vacation
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I would like a cookie, please!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a shinning star!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I'm laughing because I think your face looks funny!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not a stupid blonde, I just do stupid things.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not just a sample. I'm so much more!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I'm one of the smart blondes
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I'm seeing stars
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I've got your back
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If I can see dead people, is there something wrong with me?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If I could fly...
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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If only my life was like an action movie
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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If only pigs could really fly!!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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It's time for... NAP TIME!!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Just don't stand there looking at me!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Keep on jumping rainbows
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Keep your eyes away from me
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Let's dance under the light of the moon
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Lightening and Thunder
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Looking at you is making my eyes hurt, please back up!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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message in a bottle
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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My cell phone is on vibrate just for you!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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My first t-shirt
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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People will never guess that I'm from another planet.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Please don't run away. I won't bite.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Sea Monkey
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Snack wrap: fun all roled up into one.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Snakes on a plane... that's so last year
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Stupid Head!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Thanks for the bad memory now burned into my brain!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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The cow goes moo
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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the cow jumps over the moon
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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The sea monkey stole my car
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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The stars will tell all in due time
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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There is nothing better than a sunny day!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt would look better if it was in your car!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Tiramisu is yummy
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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TOTALLY!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Video games have taken over my life!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Watch out for the killer bees coming at you!!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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What about my CELL PHONE?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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What do you want me to do?
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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What if the world was really flat?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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What would you do if a bear came after you?
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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When the rain falls from the sky... I will get you!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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When you're happy, I'm happy!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Who came up with the Monday?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Why is day called day and night called night?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Why is the rum going?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Why is the sky blue and the grass green?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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You had when you said "food"
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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You think I'm weird... aw, thanks for the complement!
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/343678/mooserun777
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My name is Amber and I come from the land of Illinois. I'm the girl you find hanging around the Hobby Lobbys and other craft stores. Drop me an e-mail if your bored or IM me if you want. Hope you like the work I do!
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