Hypersomnia
Hypersomnia aka JD is a 19.21 year old boy, has been a member since August 21, 2006, has scored 1306 submissions, giving an average score of 2.47.
AIM: Dysnomnia
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
For every problem there is a plain solution and it's always wrong
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Death is like God's way of saying, your table is ready.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy Fridge.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
Drugs taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system
of 50 votes, 24% like it
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Borrow money from pessimist, they don't expect it back.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
He who laughs last didn't get it.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Yours is just stupid.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
Speaking of lost, where are we?
of 40 votes, 28% like it
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
of 41 votes, 24% like it
Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them
of 41 votes, 34% like it
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
of 38 votes, 24% like it
If you die, I'll kill you!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
Anger is one letter short of danger.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
of 38 votes, 26% like it
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
Cleverly Disguised As An Adult.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
of 41 votes, 29% like it
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
To err is human but to really screw up you need a computer.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
of 37 votes, 27% like it
FACT: No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
of 38 votes, 32% like it
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!
of 35 votes, 29% like it
Smile, everyone loves a moron.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
I dont know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce
of 38 votes, 29% like it
If you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
Your mom says "Hi"
of 37 votes, 24% like it
I'm the minority.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Who said nothings impossible, ever try to nail jello to a tree
of 37 votes, 24% like it
If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
I can resist everything except temptation."
of 38 votes, 32% like it
Love is temporary insanity
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Not so fast Trebek
of 38 votes, 29% like it
I am the epitome of myself.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Am I a better door or window?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Definition of gun control: use both hands.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Help! I'm trapped inside this!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
I drink Windex, it keeps me from streaking
of 45 votes, 13% like it
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
I'm visualizing duct tape over your mouth!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I've seen this done on TV.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
If you read this you'll remember me later in life... that sucks
of 47 votes, 17% like it
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
SECRET AGENT: this is my disguise
of 29 votes, 17% like it
SSDD: Same S**t Different Day
of 45 votes, 16% like it
This sentence contradicts itself: no, wait, actually it doesn't.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Without Threadless I'd be nude.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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