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TedHawthorn666
aka Edward H Jones is a 20.42 year old boy, has been a member since August 19, 2006, has scored 1149 submissions, giving an average score of 1.78.
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Pain is an option!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Love is a modern day past time.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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sometimes its nice to linger.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Boredom gives birth to phenomenal imagination.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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You're very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Hell Is Warmer...
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I've Got Love In My Tummy
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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I see you... Undressing me with your eyes
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Hugs Are Fun
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Crazy People Have More Fun... BANANA!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Believe Me! I'm Insane!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Good Morning?... Is there such a thing?
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Merry Christmas!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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SHOWTIME
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Captain Obvious!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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MUFFINS
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I'm Very Aroused
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Naturally Frowzy
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I Can't See The Point Of Invisible Needles
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Don't Act Like You're Not Impressed...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I Love Being Unique... So Does My Friend
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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An apple a day isn't that great if you're critically ill...
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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To Be Honest A Bird In The Hand Isn't Worth Much...
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I've Got A Worm For Your Mainframe...
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I'm staring at your breasts as well...
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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You Could Fit A Dwarf Under There...
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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If you can't beat 'em don't start fights
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Women Menstruate. Period
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Join the DNA (National Dyslexics Association)
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Do it for the Birds & Bees
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Never Wait For Yourself
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Try Me At Home
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Jelly Babies - The Spawn of Satan
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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I Got The Funk
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I love plain T-shirts
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not shy, I just don't like you
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Stuck in the Friend Zone
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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At least Hell has central heating...
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Not Fat, I'm... Squishy
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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You Dirty Old Man
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Penguins can fly! They're just lazy...
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Rain = 100% Pure Cloud Juice
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Mountains are just flat in a different direction
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
* & Obelix
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Butter My Arse!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Clap your hands if you love monkeys!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Crime is only a lefthanded form of human endeavour
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Don't expect me to pay attention - I'm male.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Don't forget to Flump your waitress!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Don't you just hate it when people stare at your shirt?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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England! Home for the clinically depressed.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Err... No
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Every family tree has a few nuts
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Give Me A Smile?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Good Morning... Peasant
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Grapefruit's are lemons that had a chance and took advantage
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Hello, I like to hug people...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Hello, I like to hug strangers...
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Hi Kids! Want some drugs?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I can't think of a good T-shirt slogan...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I Don't Know Where I'm Going But I'm On My Way...
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I don't want to get over you! I want to get under you!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I hope you look this good sober...
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I kick dead puppies.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I like the way you move.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Live Here
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I live in your closet...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I love you...
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I pooped a hammer...
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I REALLY like your knees...
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I want to be on you...
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'd wear my heart on my sleeve - If I had sleeves.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'll Have A Lesbian Sandwhich... Hold The Nuts
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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If it's going to rain I might as well eat chocolate...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If you can't join 'em - beat 'em
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you don't eat your feet there's no knowing where you'll end up
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Is my fly open?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus is coming! Pass the kleenex...
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Love Juice
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Macs SUCK
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Make love, not war. Hell, get married... Do both!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Mondays Suck
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My, You're Attractive... Are Those New Shoes?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Never Eat More Than You Can Lift
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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NICE PEACHES
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Over you? When was I under you?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Owned
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Prevent Rape... Give Consent!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Rain = 100% Cloud Juice
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Save The Trees! - Eat A Beaver
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Scream, sulk, piss your pants - show your inner child.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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SECURITY
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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SEX
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Singing In The Absense Of Rain...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Smile! You never know when someone will take your picture!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Some days I wish I was Emo...
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Take Me I'm Free!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Think cheese messes up your dreams? Have a spliff!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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This Guy Next To Me? He's A Pornstar...
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This Lady Next To Me? She's A Pornstar...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Wanna Go Halves On A Baby?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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What do you mean 'Am I Smuggling Melons?'
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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What's the craziest thing you've done lately?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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YES! Your Bum Does Look Big In That!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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You Could Kill A Giant With That Thing...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You scratch my arse I'll scratch yours.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/342152/TedHawthorn666
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Erm, well, what to say? I'm a student & I love art!!
My parents are trying to squash it out of me and this is my secret way of rebelling!
I love designing cute characters...
Guys & Gals, I need you! Contact me and tell me what you think of my designs, I'm always ready to consider critisisms! WOot!
Merci,
Tedward
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