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of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This look is easy to maintain.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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You should work on getting some new stories.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I think I hear your mom calling you.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Amazing! The same thing happened to me twice!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I currently hold no world records
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I will now retire to the nerdery.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Text Me (display box to write cell number under slogan)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This ain't no eyeball show
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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World Record Holder
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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hotboxing in the john with a tarradon
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Ketchup please.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Ketchup - tomato's chance to come from behind
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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The snowman is the lowest form of snow art.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'll fly, you buy.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Want breakfast in bed tomorrow?
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Meet me back here in 3 hours.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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© 2008 all rights reserved
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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no one ever likes this shirt
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Pub?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Its all for the greater good. Yarp.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Sweat is for the weak.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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© 2007 all rights reserved
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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I visited the interwebs once
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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please excuse me while I excuse myself...
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Meet me here at noon tomorrow.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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official uniform for internet participation
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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A wedding without butter mints just isn't a wedding
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Image awaiting approval
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm sorry I'm so ugly you have to pretend to read my shirt.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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O Captain! My Captain!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Good Morning. Remember, pancake batter is not for drinking.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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This head once held a mullet...
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Unicorns drink orange slushies
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Do you smell money burning a hole in my pocket?
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a member
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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remember that time when you read my shirt? yeah that was awesome!
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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You are one second older now.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Spandex is for lovers
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Tattoos are for losers
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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ctrl+z doesn't seem to work right now.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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slogan removed by author
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I blog about people who read this shirt
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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sometimes I don't finish my...
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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scroll on out of my space
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I rolled
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I'm the peanut in your candybar
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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gopher
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Free Can of Beans!
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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thanks sweet cheeks
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'll have two eggs over easy with a side of toast.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'm just here to watch.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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I can see your aura, but I'm colorblind, so...
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Guess my weight!
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read my mind, I'll give you a dollar.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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read it & move along
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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7.5
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I'm out of business cards. Sorry.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Known to mingle
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I speak to strangers
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Simon says read my shirt.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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At some point you will have to look away.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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I'm about to look at you.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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If I looked up and pointed, would you look?
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Ask me about trading shirts.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I steal ink pens
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Did you unplug the iron?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Guess my expression
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Purchased Online
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I may have already lost.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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My shampoo already told me.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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repeat as necessary
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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personally offended
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Don't worry, it will wear off eventually...
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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You did well today. I'm proud of you.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Yes, I do look familiar.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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You are in the wrong line. (back of shirt)
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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You might want to ask someone who actually works here...
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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cheap knock-off of the real me.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I already participate, thanks...
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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[Actual Size Action Figure]
of 57 votes, 33% like it
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I've got fudge!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I chew my own food!
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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If I fall asleep, please tuck me in.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I juggle chainsaws (when no one is looking)
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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parachutes and splatters
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Not right. Try Again.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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threadless consumes
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Words on tshirts are now extinct, I just used the last twelve.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Shirt currently occupied.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Help! I'm covered in garments!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Process these words
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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someone else has already read this shirt
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Spill food here
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt is wireless
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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