nope can't say that i do

My ex's sister.



They had good genes in that family...

i had one.

but.

not anymore though, i just find him annoying.

plus, all of my friends guy-siblings are either wayy older, or way younger.

yes i do one of my best friends has the hottest sister and i always hit on her when she comes around...he kinda gets pissed when i do but i dont really care how i see it is its his fault for havin such a hot sister

Exactly, what's what I tell him!

yea it was funny he had a party last weekend and she showed up and we got all drunk then he walked in on me and her makin out and first he got all pissed and wanted to fight me but then was just like fuck it at least if shes gonna do something with one of his friends he was glad it was me cuz all our other friends are douche bags

ahhh, haven't had that happen. Except if it did he would probably fight me.

You should probably wind him up further and mention that you like older women.



And that his sister looks a lot more like her mum than her dad....

and im the only one that treats girls with respect out of all my friends...everyone else is just all about sleepin with as many girls as they can and im not like that at all

That is a good idea, but I know he would take a swing at me.

eh thats when you gotta ask yourself if shes worth it or not and realize if you treat her with respect and everything your friend will get over it and accept it

you fuck face. I hope godzilla steps on your face.

haha

None of my friends have hot sisters.

However, I do have crushes on my sister's hot friends.

You all wanna hear a twist...... the firend he is talking about is me. That's right, I'm that guy.





Dun, dun, DUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!

I lived with my best friend at the time's sister for three years and was engaged to her.

well, it was slightly surprising and you know it..... or do you?

dun dun.....ddddduuuuunnnnnnnn

Yeah, the godzilla comment did kinda come out of left field there.

yeah, I did give myself away a lttle bit there, didn't I?

you should submit it as a slogan

I think I will, it probably won't win, but it's worth a shot. Thanks for the tip, Elbeardo.

You missed out the "you fuck face" part

Yeah, I don't think I should add that to my slogan. It doesn't seem appropriate