There's one small problem with this shirt.

If I wear it for a week straight, someone's going to notice.

And I really, really want to wear this shirt forever. It's so eye-catching and lemony and absolutely gorgeous. I want it to be grafted to my skin.

Is that going too far? Maybe... but regardless, Keith Carter is a new hero of mine. (What else are you working on? Can I graft it to my skin?!)