I'm more handsome than Tom Sellick. I have more flow than the Nile and I exude excellence from every facet of my being. I have more soul than Heaven. I'm stronger than Mike Tyson. I'm smarter than Bill Nye, on or off the air.
My cellphone speed dial directory:

1. Pizza Pizza
2. Gary Coleman
3. My mother
4. PJD
5. Don Cherry

I'm a seasoned wine professional, working in a specialty wine retail store. I'm an Accounting major with the personality of a sports broadcaster. I'm probably going to get rich with my overrated writing skills. (Or by commiting Accounting-related fraud.) I'm addicted to Super Nintendo (still...) and I love music. Trip-Hop, Punk, Deathmetal, Prog.

I love hockey more than I love my mother.