I'm on a quest of sorts and I was really hoping someone here would remember what I'm talking about. I have a feeling that the older crowd (as in age, not length of time on Threadless) would have seen it. About 10 years ago maybe (?), this kid made a website. He put a picture of himself up and recorded a request for a girlfriend. What made it especially hilarious was that the kid had a mullet and his voice was just creepy. I think he was trying to make it sound sexy or something. He said something like, "Hello, my name is ______. I am 14 (maybe 12?) years old. (Something about why he'd make a good boyfriend, I think?) Will you be my girlfriend? If you are interested please PM me."

Anyone? Anyone? I've google every possible combination that I can think of to find it, but it's likely been shut down for a long time. I'm trying to remember how I found it in the first place... probably from a friend or maybe bored.com? I'm thinking of the sites I was on around the age of 11 or 12, but the address or his name (Dennis? Jason? Michael?) or where I found it is just not coming to me.